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Semantica SE (Standard Edition) is our flagship knowledge capture, management and transfer product. By combining the proven effectiveness of semantic networking with the best practices of knowledge management, Semantica SE allows expert knowledge producers and consumers alike to access, learn and benefit from highly interconnected and easily understood contextual knowledge structures. Semantica SE is an easy to use product with a sleek user-friendly interface that supports enhanced workflow through rapid entry lists and a complete drag-and-drop authoring environment.
Speaking as expert knowledge producers, we were eager to benefit from highly interconnected and easily understood contextual knowledge structures. As such, we started the mere slurp of a 13.2 MB download with bated breath, eagerly awaiting the best practices of knowledge management that glistened within, much like the Bactrian Horde, or Naomi's sharpened incisors.
After an arduous InstallAnywhere experience, we hastily keyed in our evaluation license key (VEKL-XQIB-FULJ-JXJU-DBEB-RVJZ), and went to work. Immediately we were struck by the utter lack of semen in this application, but once we had calmed down and remembered that semantics only occasionally make any contact with semen whatsoever, we continued building wack knowledge structures all up in your grill.
From the simulated OpenSTEP rainbow cursor, to the ugly borders of Java UI, Semantica SE constantly displeased us. Concepts and knowledge relations frequently leapt across the screen with startling alacrity, leaving us quivering with detestation at this abhorrent misapplication of graph theory. We have yet to find a way to re-center the knowledge graph on a particular concept, and it did not teach us how to effectively floss a chinchilla. We did however learn that the concept "black ram tupping white ewe" is connected to "sexual innuendoes" through the "example of" relation. It's all there in Shakespeare's plays, you just have to wait for the knowledge to "flow out of the author(s) and into multiple dimensions." Yeah. Semantica SE is the extra party starter, number one hard zipper parter.
But really, you feel for these people. They are probably bigwigs in their field, and felt they had to burden the rest of us with a mishmash of semantic structure theory. As if that weren't enough, they then decided to charge us $499.99 (5,884.88 Maldivian Rufiyaa) for the privilege of wading through this ovulating squirrel hole.
Semantic Research, please explore the semantic knowledge implications of your newly minted 9.8 rating, and learn a thing or three from OmniGraffle while you're at it.
DiceFroggerX is a "dice thrower" for Mac OSX. It enables up to four "dice" to be "thrown", displaying the result for each "die" as well as the total. It is also designed to help manage games involving dice by allowing you to enter a list of players ensuring that each person gets their turn in the correct order. It also keeps a record of the persons previous result, totals and averages.
If you're like us, we bet you thought that the only thing keeping DiceFroggerX from becoming so awesome that it explodes is the inclusion of little frog pictures to replace the pips seen on less batrachian sets of dice.
But wait! It does include little pictures of frogs! What's more, it swaddles them with a delightful field of dark green that nearly made our eyes pop out. The amazing attention to detail in DiceFroggerX will undoubtedly please a wide variety of amphibians, as well as several other species possessing low levels of neural complexity.
Brad's Crap Software, your slogan is entirely accurate -- your software is the epitome of cheap crap. For your rating, we'll just roll a few dice... and it's a 10.8! We wonder only when the mysterious "sound" feature is intended to activate. Do we have to roll "frog eyes"?
On your way to the book store again to buy yet another maze book?
Actually no, but we'll give it the old Van Tol Try all the same. Offering the industry's first Andes Mint-colo(u)red (but not flavo(u)red!) maze generation application, Colourfull Creation's Simply Maze Crazy is destined to revolutionize the competitive world of one-winged pigeon racing. Additionally, a few maze fans may try it and subsequently expectorate in disgust.
I mean really... Who wants their maze to look like something Plucky the Python just left behind, as viewed through a thick protective coating of Kiss My Tushy&trade Lotion? The pixelly and urochromatic "demo" text may indicate that Simply Maze Crazy's author prefers Golden Showers to the more palatable brisk rub with a splintery pine board. This is, of course, merely a theory.
Once you experience the crazy maze action, you'll never go back to lye-based contact lens cleaner! All the same, it's probably best to finesse your pogo stick through the worst of the mayonnaise barricades before losing it all betting on the nutrias. Reflect on this: SMC defaults to saving your maze as a 100x100 pixel JPEG. What kind of a default is that? A D-U-M one, that's what!
Colourfull Creations, your $9.99 price (4,112.28 Costa Rican Colones) sparks a hearty guffaw that shakes our giblets most unpleasantly. Please try not to do that again. Instead, consider renaming your bacon-bedaubed barrage of buffoonery to "Nobody Could Possibly Be This Maze Crazy." Jump to the jam, boogie-woogie jam slam, nobody enjoys an 11.0 like Colourfull can!
