Holy S-word, Batman! First Post! How lame can that be!?

Dude! That is some software! I'd be enclined strip it of any relevant powerful system maintenance tools and just use it as a screensaver, though. Although I guess the developes won't like my idea.
I think it must be so hard for comedians - no way to make fun of GWB 3.6 when the live feed can't be topped.

Perversion lives!

I ran GB 3.6 and it corrupted my memory. Who attacked the US? It was Saddam, right?

Good to see you back!

finally!!!!!!
a phreaking post!

I've sure missed the sarcasm and wit of PvT! I won't miss this loser whose Daddy's Supreme Court nominees made him president, though. We're making the world a safer(?) place to export THIS kind of democracy????

And despite all the name-calling and jeering from the Republicans, it seems that France and Germany were absolutely right all along. Real friends tell you the truth even when you don't want to hear it. Yet another example of GWB marginalizing anyone or anything that disagrees with him. John Kerry may make only a mediocre president, but that will be light years beyond our current president.

Where has PvT been?????? It always comes up as part of my home page tabs and it has been (half) blank forever. No explanation??? Everyone on vacation? Three ugly divorces kept everyone away? Aaaarghhh! And how long are you back up? Temporary again?

Glad to see life on the page!

Doesn't GWB 3.6 quality more as a virus than software. I mean it downloaded itself on to my system without my permission, total missed everything up, and is proving rather hard to get rid of with 3rd party software.

I have a big weiner!

blahblahblah: I agree. Another virus-like property of George Bush 3.6 is that it forcibly propagates itself without the user's permission...

longdongsilver: So do I.

Anyway, at least GB 3.6 is good at having bilateralations, but I wonder if it's made with R***B***c?

"I have a big weiner!"

Ah, now I know for sure that everything is good again.

I'm done with this place. It sucks.

A few days ago I thought of maybe removing PvT from my "News"-tabs. I hope you'll update more in the future!

Thank Goddess you're back!

Is it a coincidence that GWB is one letter in the alphabet from GWC and one upside-down letter away from GMC?
W IS the Global Monkey Conspiracy's leader!

Funny. XTC's "Here Comes President Kill Again" came on just as I started reading this.

I like your optimism, being young and all, but the 200 collusion in Florida is set to repeat and thirty (!) states are going to use electronic voting this year. So, I'd say Shrub is a shoe-in, sadly.

What about JFKerry? I think it is on version 4.1234.55.3423.01 - a new version for every position taken on the same issue. It uses Apple's spoken user interface along with your email app to send millions of empty campaign promises to all of your friends. Don't miss:
-If I'm elected, the lame will walk
-George Bush causes earthquakes and eruptions
-I'll only raise taxes on rich people (By the way if your family makes over $60k, you're rich)
-I'm a hunter, I promise I won't take your guns
-I'll use my superfriends' powers to make Iraq all better
-My superior intellect coupled with my wife's fortune will strike fear in the heart of Osama

urrr....Did somebody forget to tell this guy that it is only O.K. to make fun of republicans. What you didn't get the email? Making fun of democrats is not and will never be funny, so just knock it off already, you nazi puke stain!

Unfortunately, this is no joke. I have no problem with ridiculing Democrats when they deserve it. IMHO, Mr. Bush has done more damage to this country in the last four years than any terrorists could ever dream of through his insane foreign policy and time-bomb deficits. I was born when Dwight Eisenhower was president. This is hands down the worst administration I've ever seen. He even beats Dick Nixon in that regard. I decided two years ago that I didn't care who the Democrats nominated - I wanted this chump out of office ASAP. I would settle for simply incompetant at this point.

Not so scared of Mr. John Kerry. I am terrible man, not so scared of him, he is not so terrible.

Vote for President Bush! He is clever, terrible too! Scary man! Not so scary as Mr. Dick, but scary!

Oooh, I will quit now, too scared! I will tell my friends to quit, too! We are so scared of President! Can you not see?

Damn straight! Kerry will take all our hunting rifles away!

And I need that AK-47 to keep the rabbits out of the garden!

Thank God that the Bofors 40mm twin-mount is safely hidden away in the silo! Let Boston Boy dig through fifteen tons of rotting corn husks if he wants our bird gun...

Thanks Uncertain Future ... I've been trying to find a past president that has done a worse job than this nazi puke and have not been able to come up with one.

Face it ... Iraq was a revenge war. "He (Saddam Hussein) tried to kill my dad" is the only reason given for this damn personal vendetta war that hasn't been proven false repeatedly. Face it folks, we're in Iraq because Bush wanted a war with Iraq. Plain and simple.

I often wonder if Bush allowed 9/11 to happen to have a justification for going to war. Makes you think!

Sorry, this was supposed to be funny. What's really funny is Bush made the White House because of Florida, where his brother is governor. Why is that funny? Remember the fiasco with "dangling dimpled dented chads" that caused them to throw out thousands of votes? How many of those do you really think were for Bush?

Funnier yet is whenever I claim to suffer an "intelligence failure" people call me stupid. When the president suffers an "intelligence failure" people want to overhaul the CIA. Go figure.

Isn't politics one of those subject you're supposed to avoid like the plague?

Often, the line between "funny" and "ludicrously paranoid" is a blurry one.

Like politics. Blurry.

Blurry. Blurry. Blurry!
Teeeheehee! Blurry!

"The insane opinions expressed on this site are those of the authors exclusively, are published for humorous purposes, and do not represent a serious attempt at supplying factual information, or fairly evaluating any particular person, product, species, or service."

Apparently.

i have big feet

I would never vote for Kerry. I mean the guy married Dustin Hoffman as Tootsie!

I would never vote at all.

Mostly because I don't live in USA. :)

same here =)

Bofors 40mm twin-mount is made in Sweden

just proves that the dems are the same as the gop. Thanks ladd, for taking away what little humor i found in the world. since you have gone political, there is no hope for the world.

I've always been political. You're just a little on the slow side, thus subtlety often escapes you.

Here's the result of Bush's cowboy politics.... a destabilised region where this kind of thing happens. Gee, we sure have made the world a safer place. And the average American supports this! Oh, it just makes me sick.

I want to clear up these wild rumors that the PvT "staff" is dead, imprisoned, divorced, married to each other, or (worst of all!) apolitical. The truth is that we are just easily distracted.

You know, it's hard to find the time to skewer bad software with the wrathful vengeance of a hemorrhoidal Norse demigod when you're on the road touring swing states in a gigantic glowing Fancy Chicken Mobile to urge people to vote for poultry. I mean, Kerry.

Please be patient with us until after the election. Ooh, and then there's that whole holiday season thing. And I definitely plan to contract some type of rare flesh-eating disease in February...

If your patience wears thin, I suggest exorcising your anger by publicly mocking our president with the help of your clever little bilingual buddy, Señor Sock Monkey.

AHA!!! Caught in more of your deceitful Liberal lies! Every right-thinking person knows there is NO BELGIUM!!! A right-thinking person would immediately recognize that there is no John Kerry, either. He is just a front for the International Communist Conspiracy. Once again it takes constant right-thinking Conservative vigilance to smoke out these pinko Illuminati. Zut Alors! PvT has been subverted by the Yellow Peril! Oh, the humanity!

You need not thank me for opening your eyes to right-thinking. I'm merely doing my duty, keeping the world safe for right-thinking truth, right-thinking justice, and the American right-thinking way.

it's springtime for bush and the GOP!

Say something else Naomi!

I am not your dancing monkey!

what a PIG!!!!!!!!

Jon Stewart is my hero.

http://homepage.mac.com/njenson/movies/jonstewartcrossfire.html

badger

You forgot one!

7. Cocaine

Will it run on an Apple?

.... errrrrr ...... I mean a PC? .... whatever.

Seems to me he won't be going on a "lengthy vacation beginning next year". If I remember right, Bush won the election. Update your crap page!

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