I should mention that... nah, forget about it.
Is this a pointless enough first post?
If it is a first post, that is.

MIHE-Software, can I have your attention please?
*smacks them*
Thank you.

This concept seems oddly familiar.. man, it's low when you're ripping off the Game Show Network for your shitty shareware.
And don't even bother changing the name.

For those who don't read German (and I'm sure there's probably one or two of you out there), here's what babelfish thinks fuddes wrote (and I think he summed it up nicely)

Oh zero, the leaders are coming! Fast, the paintings we save drew its Penis! Cover for everyone their rosa rabbits slippers! The leaders will turned out applied if we are not basic rosa rabbit slippers! Why does he do always visits during chamfering time? Oh, save us, God!

And has anyone noticed that babelfish doesn't have a monkey-speak to anything translation yet? Have we won the war against the GMC or are they lulling us into a false sense of security?

I have a big weiner.

So much for me thinking we've won the war against the GMC, it seems some have escaped.

Apr 30, 1:14 PM (ET)

BELGRADE (Reuters) - Serbia is trying to account for around 600 monkeys thought to be missing from a consignment imported from Africa, the daily Balkan reported on Friday.

According to the Serbian Statistics Bureau, the monkeys were imported from Tanzania two years ago and paid for by the kilo. The shipment weighed two tons, which works out at about 1,000 monkeys weighing two kilos each, the paper said.

The national vaccine producer Torlak Institute bought 400 for polio vaccine testing, but the fate of the others is unclear.

Belgrade Zoo director Vuk Bojovic said he had not bought a single monkey in 20 years.

The Serbian Chamber of Commerce said only Torlak would buy monkeys for laboratory use, and while some people took them as pets, it was unlikely 600 were sold to individuals.

The Chamber of Commerce said Customs had to have all data on live imports. But Customs could not immediately supply figures.

I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I was hoping I wouldn't need to do this, because overdoing it just got in the way last time, but oh well. Looks like I've got me some more GMC agents to track down and execute....

Anyone want to do a citizen's ride along? Just sign this permission slip, this waiver form, and this consent form that allows us to perform a memory wipe incase you see anything you weren't meant to see. We've managed to improve the process thanks to Lingo. We just force you to stare at it until you can't remember anything.

Ah hartily approve of this game. Sandy O'Conner had the whole Su-preme Court crowded 'round her 'puter, hootin' and hollerin' and havin' a big ol' time. Then they's brains wint daid an' they made me Prez-i-dent. Ah luv this here game.

It explains oh so much.

Geez, what are you running dumbass, 10.1?

What's the deal?

Is there some kind of law against posting comments on the weekend?

Hello?
Anybody home?

No, there is no law against it. It's just some of us do things other than watch the post counts in eager anticipation of the next post so that we can quickyl read over the words, absorbing them and feeding off the stupidity or the humor.

I, for example, spent the day rummaging through my old weapons collection, lovingly polishing the metal of my first flamerthrowers. Then using them on some guilty folk, which just made my day.

And I've been spending the weekend hunting down the escaped monkeys in Serbia. And you get real tired dragging around a wood-chipper. First you need to de-forest the area so that they have nowhere to hide. then you toss their simian asses into it to show them who's at the top of the food chain. Bwa, ha, ha, ha!

I find it reprehensible that someone would mock the President and the Supreme Court of our United States of America in the way that "George W. Bush" does above. Anyone with a common sense of decency should be offended at the implication that our President is functionally illiterate.

He is completely illiterate.

Don't do crack, it's a ghetto drug.

Crack is so not ghetto. It's cool.

If you do the crack you are a tough and cool mongo stud. Believe me, smoke the crack. Friends and family will be envious and try to fight you for the crack pipe 'cuz they're just jealous and want to take your individuality from you but you won't have any of that smack so you take out your keys and run out the door and the dogs with vicious teeth snarl wanting yer crack pipe and yer like "no" and they're all like "sonny you have a problem." And that's when you shoot heroin to balance out the crack. It's easy. Try some and see.

cool ghetto crackhead badger

Crack ... it's not just for pumbers anymore.

You know, if you drop acid the talking dogs don't alarm you any more. You just accept them, along with the boiling pavement and 50 foot tall monster melting across the street.

You also tend to see things the way they really are. Old weathered tables are finished with "simulated rotten wood" and your computer gains a malicious personality. The sky turns an interesting shade of purple and tie-dyed stuff finally makes sense.

If you want entertainment, try talking to a police officer while on acid. Explain to them the reasons you were driving on the sidewalk and tell them that the 50 dead people behind you are actually figments of their imagination. Just make sure you have at least a few days to spare ...

What were we talking about again?