That is scary... kind of Ang Lee ish... ahhh! *runs scared*

Ozi is a comment slut.

yeah? well... your a ninny and a poo poo head. Your just jealous that Im quicker at posting than you. :)

But yes, I do post a fair bit on this and CARS comment boards. I have even begum whoring my comments out on the www.macrumors.com forums... before long I shall own this little thing you call the "internet."

Naomi, top form there. How'd you like a job here at the Inquisition? Your crazy leet ninja skills would be most apreciated.

And is this only the beta form or the actual gold master release of the program?

I like her knobs. (The white ones on the kitchen furniture doors.)

I like PerversionTracker for the fun software reviews. But I just can't be bothered to understand all the inside jokes.

They aren't inside jokes... its a take off of "Crouching Tiger, hidden dragon" a really cool movie with an ultra hot asian chick, Zhang Ziyi. ( http://avl.com.cn/movie/ziyi/ziyi09.jpg)

mmmmm.... I'd like to "inside joke" Zhang.... roawrrrr! Not to say naomi doesnt have her own, tigerish charm! :)

~ozi

Case #4227B:

Students, note the maniacal facial expression of this subject. The spastic flexing of the fingers and the partially bent condition of the elbows and knees are classic symptoms of this syndrome.

This is, of course, paranoid-schizophrenia induced by lactose overdose, as a result of overindulgence in dairy products and tofu. The only known cure is a lobotomy.

Hmm, I see the crouching Naomi, but no dragon. Wait! The dragon is hidden of course. I have a big dragon hidden right here.

*stunned expression*

Does this mean that this picture is trying to imply that Naomi is really a man? The horror, the horror! Say it ain't so...

Were you being playful or did the photogrpher catch you at a bad moment? I see your backdoor is open!

Why does fuddy-duds hate women so much? Maybe he spends too much time alone with the Oil of Olay...

Skinny and orange. Must be a vegetarian. Bad intestinal gas, too, huh?

Don't know much about dancin'
That's why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
'N' both my feet's too long
'Course now right along with 'em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin' every night
Hopin' one day I might get it right
I'm a dancin' fool, I'm a
Dancin' fool
I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat,
But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a
Dancin' fool, I'm a
Dancin' fool

The caption on this picture should be, "ladd took a swig from naomi's bottle of vodka and naomi responded with a swift and exacting punishment for drinking from her personal stash by ripping out his eyes and stuffing them in his back pocket in one swift cat like move." Fortunately for ladd, jan has taken on the job of being ladd's seeing eye dog until he can train in one of those fancy chickens. When asked about the incident naomi responded, "Watching all those Voltron cartoons played a great role in developing my eye ripping abilities. Who needs a fucking wood chipper."

I think we should combine kung fu, sex, and etiquette into a single discipline. It would give new meaning to the phrase, "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am."

I'll get you, my pretty - and your little dog, too!

Ah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!

You god damn people, the answer is sooooo simple, The grace of Norm O. Tidwell will get you through this phase of knee-jumping, dong-whacking, Nancy Nipple twirling, kangaroo hopping whackoisms with, "My Boot to Your Ass" program. Kicking ass is based very sound principles in psychology and rolfing, butt you know that the primal urge to kick ass stems from the fact that you have an ass to kick

Does anybody here remember Vera Lyn?

So, puny woman! You resort to Shaolin mind control tricks to blur my vision! Ha, foolish one! You could not know that I practice blind-folded!

Yeee-OWWW!

You are clever, evil girl, to use Nike technique to attack the center of my Yang! But I shall crush you! As soon as I stop throwing up, I promise your defeat!

This picture has inspired me. I think we should give naomi a new nickname. Here are my candidates for the new name.

"naomi the destroyer of worlds"
"naomi the nut cracker"
"naomi nightmare"
"nasty naomi"
"naomi, daughter of Tidwell, wife of Norm"
"naomi the barbarian"
"naomi master of your fate"
"naomi nuke'm"
"noami, what ladd should of been"
"naomi, the woman with three nipples"

Vera! Vera!
What has become of you?

Does anybody else in here
Feel the way I do?

naomi, would u like a fiesta party makeover ??

badger

All your base...

My goodness, what a tidy little kitchen.

You can even see some light reflecting off the floor!!