You need more dairy products

Oh how I miss the farm. All that sweet delicious whipping cream.. Mmmmrmmrmmm...

Hmm... not enough dairy products. The cows will be quite unhappy.

What, no milk? It looks like every other conceivable milk product is there.

clearly you didn't notice the milk behind the massive stash of whipping cream, and anyway isn't half and half just like milk++.
yum, can feel it stiffening my veins.

We need more mold here (the smelly green stuff)! We are trying to "mold" young minds here you know.

Did anybody notice that "Half & Half" is a sexual reference to a blow job and a boink-boink. So what else is going on in this refrigerator. Who knows what the "Whipping Cream" is doing with those cheesy sluts in the lower drawer.

Is naomi giving any Half & Half to us?

Is my wood chipper at full power?

Do you really need to ask fuddes?

Cause I mean, it's not like I did it. Nope. Today I was off burning heretics in the neighboring town. Hooboy, did THEY ever have a chicken problem. Fortunetly, with a little help from Norm and some special "gear" from the Inquisition.....the situation is cleared up.

Except for the HUGE mess Norm made. I mean DAMN BOY! I thought you liked it dirty....but for the love of GOD! I didn't even know you could USE peanut butter for that purpose, let alone wood chips.

As for the VanTols and their dairy.....I say they are currently arming a guerrilla army of rodents to assist them in their ever raging war against the GMC. Never forget the GMC, folks.
That or they are rediscovering the joys of Lactaid and the dairy products they can now consume.

vegan badger

is that fungus over there?

So who's into the Heavy Whipping? You seem to have plenty of cream for it. You even have Yoplait Whips - very kinky indeed.

Something's very cheesy around here...

Jesus, you better lay in a supply of Pepto bismol with all that cheese... it won't bind ya' up forever.

Is it just me, or does the cow's head on the half&half container look like a penis? Her nose even makes the balls. Oh, the horror of what we're exposing to our young.

Oh my God, Fringe said the word "penis" while the refrigerator was open.

Over here they just started running their "Kemps: It's The Penis" ad campaign. Initial numbers are good.

How could you do that to poor Mr. Moltz?
He was always so tender to you in your time of need.
So tender and juicy was he.

You know, they should have a web cam that feeds us pictures of their chickens or refrigerator.

What does it say about us, the "commenting community" when a simple picture of the ordinary contents of a normal, boring refrigerator can generate more than 20 comments? I think we're all somewhat deranged.

Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Blue,
I'm Schizophrenic!
and --- So Am I!

I can't wait until they post a picture of their water heater (talk about penis envy)!

I have a big weiner.

Dear fuddes,

How do you know longdongsilver doesn't have a big weiner? Were you playing with it?

I have a big weiner.

Posted by: longdongsilver on March 19, 2004 04:05 PM

So do I…and I'm going to be cooking it up and having it for dinner, tonight.

Eeww. You sound like that cannibal from Germany. He cut off his "guest's" penis, then cooked it up and served it for dinner for both of them. This was just before he had the rest of his "guest" for dinner the next day.

Now that's what I call insightful.

Jan, does your mom know that you're living in the basement of Whole Foods?

In Australia, we have a name for a frigid space filled largely with dairy products:

New Zealand!

Fwahahahahahahahahaha! Fwahahahahahaha ... *uuuuurk!* Damn! Kiwi in my throat!

I must express strongly our disappointment over the fact that there are no organic soy products on display.

Ah thinks you is harboring Weapons Of Math Dysfunction behind them yogurts. Rumsfeld, prepare an invasion plan! We're goin' in!

Coming soon:
Fancy Dust Bunny Friday
Fancy Toenail Clipping Friday
Fancy Carpet Stain Friday
Fancy Paint Drying Friday: a live webcam for this would be mandatory

I am... lactose.... intolerant.... ERK!

and so are these guys...

http://www.enduringvision.com/thecaper/caper1.htm

The alert soyaphile may notice the bucket-o-tofu on the righthand side of the top shelf... the soynuts are hiding in the door.

What's that you say?

The boy's nuts are hanging to the floor?

Dear God! You people are sick!

*Mutter, mutter, mutter ...*

Bucket-o-tofu looks more like flavored feta to me. That's foreign-style, and often goatish, and may be a terroist threat to the Great American Dairyland. And what's with the Yoplait? Can you recycle the No. 5 containers there? Huh? Huh?

Q: What's the national dish of New Zealand?

A: Lamb stuffed with kiwi.

Bucket-o-tofu looks more like flavored feta to me. That's foreign-style, and often goatish, and may be a terroist threat to the Great American Dairyland. And what's with the Yoplait? Can you recycle the No. 5 containers there? Huh? Huh?

Q: What's the national dish of New Zealand?

A: Lamb stuffed with kiwi.

Hey, Leibnitz! Don't know much, do you!

The national dish of New Zealander is lamb stuffed with ... Well, ask Long Dong Silver. He'd know, if you get what I mean!

*Nudge, nudge! Wink, wink!*

Leibnitz is right, Naomi, it is feta cheese. We keep the tofu hidden very very deep, out of sight.

Zucchini?

Well done, Long Dong!

naomi-
thanks for pointing out the soy products.
we were worried!

now where do you hide the wheat gluten?

Whom do we contact regarding advertising our dairy board co-op members/products on your site ?

Im normally a Crazy Apple Rumours user/commentor, but i clicked the link to this great site. So here goes with some more New Zealand humour... (Im Australian so i really have no choice.)

An Inuit is driving across the Northern Ice Cap on a polar Skidoo, when it suddenly breaks down. He hops out to try and fix it, but to no avail. Fortunately, it so happens that a Kiwi (New Zealander) is right near by, and he comes over to try and fix this poor Inuits Skidoo.

The New Zealander looks down at the smoking engine, shakes his head sadly, and proclaims "You've blown the seals!"

The Inuit looks furious, and replies "well at least I dont f*** sheep!"

oh the laughs. As for the fridge, yes the cow *IS* a penis, this person must have interesting bowel movements, and there should be a six pack of beer in there, instead of yogurt.

Dear Mr. Dairyman,

We give a 50% discount for all dairy-based advertising if we get free cheese samples. Please email us for details on this special offer.

-Naomi

Is there any Very Fresh Dill in this fridge? Is it a coded message? Have I said too much already, and will the internet police come and arrest me like a Martha St--- gaccckkkk, too late!