TheGoodBook 3.8

The Lord works in mysterious ways. Colin Owen, on the other hand works under the influence of sticky bottom syndrome, which is normally caused by a failure to ingest one’s own caecotrophs. Since his groundbreaking release of WorshipLeader, Colin has been furiously working both on improving his hagiographic website, and developing this update to TheGoodBook.

As Colin has taken the moral high ground by not writing any release notes post-3.6, we are not quite sure what went into this release. It seems that there is a “skins” feature which may have minced down the pike recently. To our great dismay, skins does not cause deliciously gratuitous nudity within the application, but only succeeds in making TheGoodBook even more swolled up and uglified than before.

Once we had fully explored the skins, we did not attempt to use TheGoodBook in its address booking capacity, as functions like “Bak on Q” and “Delete safe” scared us mightily, and suggested a barely-contained holocaust of hard-disk wrecking horror, mere clicks away. While we would normally attempt a more daring exploration, the very real possibility of TheGoodBook suddenly attempting to cast the demons out of our email was too great a risk to take.

At a mere £10 (20,118 Mongolian Tugriks), we were tempted to register this outstanding piece of shareware, until we realized that Colin Owen Music Ministries cannot possibly guarantee eternal salvation with our purchase. We subsequently came to our senses, and assigned this outstandingly ugly “programme” the ineptly sanctified 11 it so richly deserves.

“There really is a ‘hell’”

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