Fancy Chicken? More of a cross dresser, I think . . .

heh. how "Wim"sical.

Billy Mays here!
Fancy chicken friday!order now!
and we'll throw in the 3rd post!

It's fancy chicken friday! (Thank God)

That's not a chicken, that's a goddamn rooster.

The photo is a little out of focus. Yeah, I know; bitch, bitch, bitch.

Great. I wait the entire week for this? Come on, show me something original and of decent quality!

~_o

I'm confused. Are roosters not chickens? I thought it was like one of those math equations thingys; all roosters are chickens, but not all chickens are roosters. Am I off base or is fuddes the idiot?

p.s. Hey kjones - "Wim"sical? My God! Worst Pun Ever.

To the proprietors of this establishment:

You have copyrighted images of me on your website that you are using without my express written consent. I have contacted my lawyers and they recommend I advise you to propose some form of compensation package for the use of said images, or remove the images of me (Robert E. Kochbird the Third, a.k.a. The Right Honorable Princess Boom-Boom Spice) immediately. As of now. This moment, boy.

I'm waiting...

Still...

Look man, I'm pecking this with my frickin' beak and the image is STILL up there, and what's the deal already? My neck's getting sore. WTF?

So long as I'm here waiting for you to do the right thing, you shiould know this is being sent via my dear friend, personal trainer, and dietician Johan V. Schmankel's computer in the house because the power is out in the coop. Again. Did you hear me fat boy? No power in the coop, assface! Do you know what htis means? Yeah, you do: No power means no web. No web means angry birds. Angry birds means your life not easy or fun or ... sanitary. Get it? This always happens when you leave town! How do you think you'll like the letters all pecked off the keys when you get home? Hahahahah. I'd kill you and run this place if I could unlock that gun cabinet or use the phone. Rememeber how mad you were when Cleo, your stupid cat, scratched up that butt-ugly couch? (We had a good laugh at that out in the coop.) Well, guess what? You left your cheating wife's clothes closet unlocked and I let all the chicks in, so now Mrs. "Don't worry, he's at work," has a more reasonable shoe collection. Functional would be the word really. As in: All she has in that humongous suitcase she took to Hawaii with you will have to function because the rest is covered in chicken shiat!

Hahaha!

See you in five days, Jumbo shake!

Bobby Kochy

Well, I had to wait until Wednesday to show up and see I missed FCF, even though I was here on Friday.

At least it's a pretty chicken (rooster?). Very vibrant red.

Tomorrow is the annual "Stuff Turkey with bread crumbs, then stuff yourself with stuffed turkey" day. Remember the word for the day is 'GOBBLE GOBBLE'. Don't remind me that's two words, I don't want to have to translate for you all.