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Y'all are so lame...

FOITH!

Is that chick of legal age? She looks about 13 (days) to me!

That's freaking sick. Take this illegal pornography off the site, or I'll alert your ISP.

it's kiddie porn that gives all us über1337 }{4XX0rZ a bad name. that chicken is clearly not of legal age; it seems to be about 2 weeks old and... tender... and delicious...

SEVENTH!

She makes me do bad things...makes me want to hurt people....

Oh, uh, Ten, er, Eighth!

Mmmmmmmm...chicken McNuggets.

that's like one mcnugget Normy. Not nearly enough to quench your god-like hunger of moist nubile chick. we'll need to have a round-up.

Good one Norm. Yo, Nick: Empty threats are like turds. Have one.

What the hell are you talking about?

Dear Nick,

I personally have no idea what Left Field is talking about, but I like turds, especially "sharp" cheddar turds. Finger licking gooooood.

Dear PvT staff,

I feel like I am full of it today, if you know what I mean. Therefore I have a couple of suggestions.

1) Can we have an occasional "Road Kill" day where you guys publish picture of a road kill that you come across in your extensive travels to the liquor store?

2) Assigning a score of 10.8 to a useless piece of crap (of course all crap is useless once extruded) is becoming passe. Instead of assigning a numeric values for the prize of being reviewed on PvT, couldn't you guys assign it a road kill picture that aptly captures the spirit of the software's uselessness? Perhaps you could do a hybrid approach and combine the numeric with a road kill picture. The sky is the limit here and it doesn't have to be a road kill picture, but something that visually communicates the essence of inhaling a fart for the sake of getting high. I think associating the software being reviewed with an picture that abstractly represents your reaction to the software may make for some interesting twists on this web site.

N.O.T. I think you have hit a sure fire winner here.
Engage the learning process by using multiple paths for visualising the ratings process. Both words and pictures. WOW what a concept.
In this vein could I suggest you bottle your farts and make them available to the PvT staff who can then distribute them with their ratings for an extra yeasty kind of rating.

On my trip to pittsburgh this weekend, I was faced with a good deal of roadkill of many shapes and sizes.
We had skunks, groundhogs, cats, and deer aplenty.
The worst offenders were the deer carcasses lying in the road smashed into a bloody pulp by semis going at 70 mph, leaving red moist streaks on the pavement for many yards, usually ending with half of a carcass petween lanes or at the side of the road.

Dear PVT,
I never knew that fancy chicks had that item on their heads. Thanks for the info!
Your Pal, Flicky

Dear PVT Comment Posters,
You're freaking me out.
Your Pal, Flicky

When I was a Burger King truck driver in Arizona (true story) a javelina played chicken with me outside Douglas. Since I was driving a Kenworth cab-over and he/she was just a wild pig, I won handily.
The warehouse crew were pissed - there was smelly javelina residue all over the empty 5 gallon soda cans that were store under the trailer.
It smelled like skunk gland entrail soup.
Yum!

There is no software.

Gives new meaning to "a bit of young fluff", what!