Afraid to get sued, huh? I would be too. Is there to be a new review? Also, for all the dweebs who didn't get the glass onion and Nowhere Man references, the former is a reference to a Beatles song and the latter is the name of a Beatles song. I would think you all would have learned that in high school. Oh, well...

We here at the Poopquisition (And by we I mean me and my good bud Nick) do not permit the listening of music while we work, and we always are working.
But if my dad read this site, maybe he'd have understood it.

Following a staff meeting, a decision has been reached that Servitor 354624 will be broken down into his base parts, then reassembled in a more humorous manner. Also, the scribes feel I should comment on the retraction of the iChatBrowser .2 review and the remarks made by Glass Onion Software. As the software is now compliant, I no longer care.
Also, one of the mercenaries would like to share his recipe for Mahi mahi marinated in Orange Liqueur. He has been shot. Then we patched up his chest wound and he made us a delicious dinner. He was promoted.
The job search for a Xenos Inquisitor continues. Do you people just happen to like aliens? And I don't mean the kind of aliens as in "Juan the border crosser" (Not to be offensive to Latinos), but "Skaldfigsh the 3 armed cystalline creature from 234 million light years away who wants to kill us all" type alien. You know, E.T. but a heck lot eviler. Cause if you all are.....*shakes fist menacingly*
Carry on....alien loving heretics....

I am a retarded 40k fanboy.

Really??

We would have never known...

waste of pixels

I do indeed like aliens, especially marinated in orange liqueur. Hmmm, what wine goes best with alien?

posting under an assumed Identity might be considered a heretical thing to do, but that's not my call. However if I find that anybody who is posting under an assumed identity is just a lousy daemon trying to obfuscate his presence, well, then I'm going to drop the fucking hammer... and pick up my bolter... and shoot said daemon... then pick the hammer back up and mush up his corpse. Of course it's probably nothing but aliens running rampant, since we don't have an Inquisitor in place, as of yet. And seriously, Poopquisition? I ought to turn you in to the Emperor.

Archibald, prepare my quarters for the orgy, er, um, what I mean to say is prepare my quarters for an arduous night of paper work and Inquisitorial reports and all that. Yeah.

Thanks for the "bolter ammo" they were delicou...deadly. They were deadly.

Due to recent developments, Inquisitor Laemkral has been called off for duty in other sectors, and Inquisitor Nick will be serving as resident member of Inquisition (at his own risk). In his place will be normal Laemkral, who is still an oddball, but in a less mass genocidal type way.
He is however highly paranoid of the Warren Commission as many of the veteran posters will remember.

Woo hoo! First post as the renewed paranoid! Down the with GMC! Beware the Warren Commission! AHH! A NOISE! *flees*
And death to those who steal my name, you cowards....

Oh my god, you're still talking?

http://www.creamedchippedbeef.com/

Citizens,
I keep using a new name everytime I post, I hope this doesn't annoy anyone (except Moltz, Aussie Boy, Laemkral, et al)
Zorry!

Your true identity has been secured John Sadowski. I have dispatched a "interrogation" team to your residence. Please cooperate fully, unless of course you like tortu...uh, rabbits. Unless you like rabbits. Because, um, they have those you know. My scribes will be making a full report of your "progress". The Inquisition thanks you for your time. Have a pleasant demise. Day! I mean day! Dammit! I have got to work on my subtlty.

I don't object to people changin their names....I object to people using MY name. They don't even have the damnedest idea where it originated from yet they profane its glorious history (okay, its more violent than glorious) with their unworthy touch!
So carry o-I mean...um...keep doing what you do...