THANK GOD IT'S FANCY CHICKEN FRIDAY!

What the CLUCK!!!!!Is that????One odd chicken.

Friday's are so much better now with "Fancy Chicken Friday" being a regular occurance. As long as the corresponding "Fancy Cock Friday" doesn't ever happen.

It still remaind to be seen if the VanTols will be able to continue bringing us a new chicken in a scary pose each and every Friday, or if they will begin to trim it down to every other Friday, and then possibly once every month. Eventually, they should reach a rate where new chickens will be born and raised by the time they are needed for a Fancy Chicken Friday. This will have created a never ending loop where former stars of Fancy Chicken Friday will be creating the new stars of Fancy Chicken Friday until there are more chickens than can be shown. My god, its only a matter of time until KFC agents descend upon the secret base of the VanTols. The Inquisition stands ready to do nothing about this!

dude, that chicken is hella PIMP.

That picture is a bit blurry. Unacceptable!

I feel that someone should berate "pimpgotpizza" for his use of the word "hella". But that's just me.

By the by, did you miss me? I sincerely doubt it. I was in Wyoming. Specifically, Yellowstone NP. There are all these signs up everywhere that say to stay away from the bears, and don't approach the wildlife in general. Well, with the help of my Power Armor and .75 Cal ammo, I was able to not only approach the wildlife but decimate their ranks, as well. They thought they could form their army of transgressors right under my nose and get away with it just because they are "furry" and "cute", well Ol' Sparky (that's my bolter's name) had a different opinion. Archibald got a couple of kills too. He's such a sagacious little hedgehog!

In a related story, I am no longer allowed in Yellowstone NP. Well...pretty much the whole state. But that didn't stop me from swinging by Devil's Tower and cleansing it of all the hatchet men that use it as their stomping ground. I think one of the screaming victims said something about "just being a tourist" right before his head was removed, but I'm sure it was just nonsensical gibberish. You can't be to careful.

I congratulate thee, Laem, on your acquisition of the most revered MP:FC collection. It truly is a work of art. Also, good call on issuing Aussie a set of Armor and a Bolter, he will be a most valued ally. You know, if we are ever in need of being called a "tosser" or a "trouser" or some other crazy balderdash. Honestly, is Australia even a real place? I've never seen it. Sure I've seen those pictures of the "outback" in National Geographic, but everyone knows that National Geographic is run by two people that have a copy of Bryce 4, Quark XPress, and *maybe* Photoshop. I mean, c'mon, I've seen better mockups when I watch the Moon Landing footage. Sheesh.

Aside - Don't ever go to South Dakota. Ever. It is a most miserable place that is only slightly saved by Wall Drug. Ugh.

I am pleased to see you using your Provisional Inquisiting License to such good use. However, the Inquisition does not, nor does it, condone the killing of bears. We simply have no stance upon their existence as bears can not conceivably be heretical humans, daemonically possessed, or even an alien species seeing as they reside on Terra.
South Dakota on the other hand....
As for pimpgotpizza, he is hereby under Inquisitional protection seeing as he lives a few rooms down in my dorm hall. And he's a pretty cool guy. He will be reprimanded for reckless use of the word 'hella'.

As long as you vouch for him, then I will surpress the urge to annhilate him.

As soon as the bears realized what was going down, they jumped on board and began helping my exterminataion. They have become my legion of Bear Warriors. I think they will do well. Would you like me to teleport them to The Inquisiton HQ for proper training?

Wasting again.

NIck, you have done excellent work creating a new military force for the Imperium. Please do not send the bears to Inquisition HQ, as there are actually 3 of them. Though there could be a 4th one ruling over the 3 Ordos...never quite sure of that. Instead, please send them via troop transport (requisition one from a local naval shipyard) to Mars with the message that they are to receive cybernetically modified intelligences as well as armament and training. After that, its up to the Administratum to send them somewhere to fight, unless you then requisition them for youself.
Your Inquisitorial Badge of Authority, marking you as one of us, as well as other important documents regarding such things, is on its way. Please select your Ordos:Alien Hunter (Xenos), With Hunter (Hereticus), Daemon Hunter (Malleus).
Congrats.

Woohoo! I made it to the Show. *high fives self*. The bears are on their way to Mars as we speak. I choose Malleus. Never liked those damn daemons anyway. I would like to know The Inquisitions official policy on hazing the new guy. I will not tie anything to my balls. Everything else is cool, though. I wonder if this board is ready for the Inquisitorial Tandem? I can't wait to watch them weap. Weap Damn You!

Fear not, the hazing ritual involves no self mutilation. However, the exact actions are so secretly classified that everyone present for the ritual is not only mind wiped, but is then promptly executed, including the executioner. Come to think of it, its our most closely guarded secrets, right after the Lemon Honey Glaze Chicken and the Matzo Ball Soup with Lemon Honey Glaze Chicken Pieces.
Carry on all.
And if you have any actual questions about the Inquisition, a new Customer Service department has been opened. Simply contact your local branch and provide your home address and about what time you go to sleep each night. Don't bother leaving the question.
Or you could just e-mail me.