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A delicious little comment from Rixster on our review of his Rixstep Applecore package:
“Cute. Glad to see you’ve had fun. But the set stands - it’s only the first year with NS and Obj_C. If you want to see what the idea is all about, visit http://radsoft.net. If you visit that, if you Google my name, and that kind of thing doesn’t make any difference to you, then yes - screw you all. Apple is such a Birkenstock company anyway, doomed to the margins. You have to get effective to make market, and fancy menus won’t do it - efficiency will. Xfile is still, albeit under development, a heck of a hack of a program. Check the file size and watch the speed - and if you still want to click and drool with the Finder, then no greater punishment can be meted out than to let you continue - even as the pitiable 5% that is, at best, Cupertino’s dwindles and dwindles and dwindles until you all become a cultural oddity.”
Posted by ladd at August 20, 2003 10:00 PM | TrackBackBeing a MENSA member, rather than a incompetent neanderthal such as yourself, I can aptly deduce the following: You superfluous primate, you can but flail helplessly under my genius. I refuse to believe that we are of the same species. To supplement my cogent analysis, I must augment this nondialectical polemic by stating once and for all the following: You animalistic simian, you are still playing on the metaphorical monkeybars of the Internet. I detest you. Therefore, thus, I beseech you, abstain from defiling the gene pool, otherwise countless boorish simians such as yourself may befoul it irreparably.
Posted by: Rixster on August 20, 2003 10:31 PMWhen it all comes falling down, when you have no choice but to face your remarkable failure, when they write an angry rant about you on my new website, remember me, "ladd", and remember that I was the only sane thinker in this collapsing anamorphic lump. When they feed you to a grue, you'll regret your shallow commercialization of a serviuce that obviously costs you NOTHING, but I'll be staring away from a distance and smiling.
It's always so cute when they get defensive.
"O Jupiter, my name and honour defiled by the vile fellow whom calleth himself Ladd. Verily, I shall retort and rebuke my newfound nemesis for he shall ne'er cross the path of the Rixster again! Sir! My glove I throw on thine unswept floor! Defend thyself!"
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I know, I know, don't quit your dayjob. Hey, I'm Dutch, gimme a break. Sheesh.
Posted by: Thuros M. on August 21, 2003 05:39 AMOh, and em..
Dwindle, dwindle, dwindle!! I Like Dwindling!
Latida, dum dee dum, Dwindle!! HAhahahaaa!
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DuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuWINDAAAaaaaaaaaal!
Yeehah! Woohooooo!
Posted by: Thuros M. on August 21, 2003 06:29 AMGood fun. Wow! My favorite part is that little hedgehog thing that Rixter did there that was kind of like he curled right up. His responce was impecible. Except for the fact that nobody gives a damn.
Posted by: Previously Insane on August 21, 2003 07:30 AMSeriously, that's pretty weak. Starting your argument with "Being a MENSA member," is about as effective as starting it with "Being a rogue ninja crime fighter". Instead of making us tremble in awe before you, it simply helps us understand that you're desperately clawing for anything that might make you seem cooler than us. Mensa's already not that impressive, and people like you are just making it worse. Your obfuscation might fool people who've never heard of a thesaurus, but we remain unimpressed. Stick with writing laughably bad software; you have a rare talent.
Posted by: Matt on August 21, 2003 09:55 AMPoo poo!
Poo poo to you all!
I laugh, from atop my lofty poop mountain!
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Posted by: Rixter on August 21, 2003 12:48 PMI'm the real rixter. The rest are imposters!
You can tell by my authenicated URL.
I live at 415 North Glinflosher Avenue in Des Plaines.
Visit me, ladies!
"I'M" the real Rixter
yah I'm the real rixter
all you other rixters are just imitating
so won't the real rixter plrease shut up
please shut up
please shut up
-Composed by the real slim shady...
Me!
I had a poop mountain once. It was conquered by the Mongols. My people called me 'The Real Poop Shady' I was King and Lady Destiny, well, she was my Queen. Until that fateful day when the Mongol hordes invaded and usurped my poopdom. I was shamed in front of my people, and I had forever lost my Kingdom. Sometimes I think back on my poop mountain, and smile.
Posted by: Nick on August 21, 2003 02:27 PMInquisitoria, agents are on their way to "talk" with Mr. Rixter. His actions have upset me, possess a startling resemblence to heresy of the third class, and quite frankly...I think he's possibly in league with the GMC. Who else would so openly attack our beloved ladd? An agent of the GMC. It has been noted he is a sub-par simian with dirty genes/jeans, as well as possessing a violent temper. Next thing he'll be chucking his own feces. aussie boy, help me pass out the refractor fields.
Posted by: Laemkral on August 21, 2003 03:53 PMWe must hold fast against the trials of the GMC...Remember we have nothing to fear, but fear, crappy software, and N.O.T.'s scat fetish itself...
Posted by: Hodag on August 21, 2003 05:40 PMI had a scat fetish once. It was conquered by the Mongols. Wait, that doesn't make any sense. In fact it's just stupid. Why the hell doesn't somebody stop me before I say something idiotic and fatuous. How could someone (Rixter) get so mad at an innocent comment by an honest man (Ladd)? Even though his program was a vacuous anathema, he shouldn't take criticism so poorly. Jesus, you'd think he was some smarmier-than-thou, mouthy so-and-so. Like a member of MENSA or something. Fucking GMC.
Posted by: Nick on August 21, 2003 06:39 PMI am GMC.I take offense to Nicks comment.I am a big company and will be sending my legal minions after ye!!!!
Posted by: GMC on August 21, 2003 07:47 PMI didn't know you were Scottish.
Posted by: Nick on August 21, 2003 08:08 PMUm.
Are drugs back in fashion?
Just curious, y'know, don't know anything about it. The phrase 'massive Colombian redbud' means absolutely nothing to me. Nope. Uh-uh.
Posted by: Leibnitz, N. on August 21, 2003 10:33 PMHas anyone actually read his site? Criminy, _this_ is one self-absorbed person. In particular, his newspost on why Apple are a bunch of fascists is nice. The first line of his conclusion is a real eye-opener:
http://radsoft.net/news/20030112,00.html
Posted by: Thuros M. on August 22, 2003 03:51 AMNote to self. The automated argument generator works a little *too* well...
Posted by: d on August 22, 2003 06:48 AMGosh, I thought we were already a cultural oddity.
Did I miss a meeting?
Posted by: Fuckwit on August 22, 2003 01:42 PMI wonder if he realizes that the User License Agreement he probably had to sign in order to get a .Mac address contains a multitude of lawyer phrases which eventually sums up to the following: "You have just sold all the rights presented to you by your government (if any have been provided). This is private domain, sucker, and you have just effectively made anything you do on our site or with our stuff, ours to screw around with. Effective as of now, you are Apple's bitch." That being just a basic summary, not very well worded, but very basic indeed.
Can I send in the Inquisitorial Execution squads now?
Si.
Posted by: Nick on August 22, 2003 07:29 PMI like when people equate "Freedom of Speech" to mean "companies have no right to control what's being posted on the message boards they own and run."
Posted by: Rob on August 22, 2003 10:18 PMComment #675849 wasted.
Update to 1.0.1 now!
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Look what your money bought ,it's all that you got. It keeps you company,shake that pile of cash and stick your "IDIOLOGY" up your smelly ass.
Posted by: The cp vd master on April 17, 2004 09:41 AM