Ladd,

What the hell does this program do? Obviously I'm not going to download it one way or the other, I was just curious. Mad Dog 20/20 should start putting beta-carotene in their product. To help support the name sake. Whatever. Norm?

One might only assume the UI is so hideously large that one might be adjusted to making reviews of the finer qualities of these beverages whist in the process of enjoying them.

I would have been interested in knowing what it did. But seeing it was reviewed here I expect it's not worth the bother of downloading.

The download link does not work.

Just click on the pic. It's some kind of wine cellar organizer.

Well I guess that if your like Niles and Frasier Crane and drink a lot of wine it might be of some use.

I think ladd is jealous that there are other people in the world that can be analytical about being shitfaced on a saturday night. Get over it ladd and give us your take on the Ripple and its subtle nuances.

Not sure if this is a form of irony, but I believe one would have to be drunk to be in the right state of mind to willingly use this program for classifying wines.
Maybe if they simplified the UI, and removed a bunch of the redundant sections such as Used, Vineyard, Stock, Misc, Reviews, and the sub layer comment sections, this might be an ALMOST decent CONCEPT. Then of course we'd all have to smack the programmer on the head with a nice power maul, and when he wakes up in about....I'd say 15 days, they will have had enough time to think their mistakes over.
Kinda like a time out. But with hitting.

Wait, does it REALLY say 'green' as one of the options under taste? That is wrong. Exceedingly wrong. I'm almost positive, but no wine has, does, or will taste like 'green'. Broccoli on the other hand....

good luck trying to find broccoli flavored wine...

Well, I suppose if you left thebroccoli in a bowl/cup/barrel for long enough.... It might not taste any different.

BTW, did a search on one of the sites for brocolli wine, and came up with several hits including .

Several of the hits I looked at could have been written by visitors of the pvt site (or staff members).

"no body:"

Something written by a staff member could never be confused for something written by a visitor because of the language barrier that divides us.

Thats right. Us visitors to the site lack the basic copmprehensions of the English language, in all its various forms, as it tends to be taught in public school.
ie. We iz stoopid.

Mmmmmmm-maddog.

Reading the text from the screenshot, I think the programmer has a great sense of humor. If you're looking for bad software to rag on, you must be running out 'cause this ain't bad.

So let me get this... obsessing about technology, COOL. Obsessing about wine (something that has been with us for thousands of years) LAME.

If you are going to make fun of something, understand what you are making fun of. There is more to life than Coors light, nachos and stretch pants.

Plazman,

The text in the screenshot was written by me, not the author.

Schewy,

I believe we've mocked technology considerably more frequently than we've mocked wine. That said, we will be sure to belittle wine snobs more often now that we know it bothers you.

Someone should write a program that generates wine snob insults. Not me, though, because I am an idiot.

Congratulations, Nick! You get to wear the 'I'm Smart Enough To Know That We're All Bozos On This Bus' T-shirt!

Of course, you' re facing the most dangerous stage through the Alps, and the van Tol team has vowed to push you into the path of a BMW. It's their nature. They still ache at the loss of the ancestral tulip farm...

Woo-hoo!

Ladd... great Wash. DC equivalent of MD 20/20 was called Mooby Fooby. Radio ad: "Jump up and down. Stand on your head. Any change fall out, you buy Mooby Fooby."

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