Woo! first POST?

W00t! S3COND POST!!!!!!

Oh, and why is this "review" so short? Is Ladd in depression after being exposed as a schizophrenic by Crazy Apple Rumor Site?

I'm highly suspicious that the PvT staff found themselves with a 'live one' to borrow a phrase from the advertising/carnie trade. In this instance, that would be someone willing to pay extra for the space immediately after a review. Knowing that they had mere moments before an orderly would intervene in the transaction, the PvT team sprang into action and picked a suitable porn portal out of Ladd's bookmarks to put forward this one sentence review. Hooray, an instant post-review slot, we're gonna be rich!

On the other hand, they might have been rushed by the whole 'graduation from college' thingie.

Safe Place looks cool, I might actually buy the sucker. I wonder if the password gets entered in Keychain.

Those buggers and Crazy Apple Rumors have taken their name seriously, and gone around the twist.

Belvedere, don't readjust my trousers while I'm typing, there's a good chap.

It's just not cricket! Naomi and Jan might well be manifestations of the severely warped psyche of Ladd the Impaler, but to lump me in with that cretinous family/psychosis of Sally Field wannabes (what they do/he does with a button hook is their/his business and nobody else's) is clearly the product of a mind that has snapped, and not cleanly.

Good God, Belvedere! Must you do that? How can you possibly brush fluff off my inner thighs when there's none there?

It's as mad as someone posting to an inane website, in a fashion that suggests there's someone else in the room with him when clearly there isn't and ... Oh my God ...

Belvedere! Quickly, thrust that branding iron into my right eye! I must verify my existence ...

Good God, that game is one of the suckiest bunch of sucks to ever suck.

The review may have been short but they nailed it.

Hey cool, my G4 tower is spitting silver dollars out of its "speed holes." Cha-ching!!!

"Just download the shareware package of your choise..." But what's my choise? It's so hard to chooce!

I can't vait for all these visuel affects! I know anything develliped bij Parrot Interactive is good, and their factoriser is wicked, and yes, it is true, the adrenaline rushes trough your vanes... I can't vait! I can't vait! I am going to move my mouse down and pick my package NOW!

(Oh! What's that? Virtual strippers for my desktop? Looks like for Windoze... But that blonde on the left is better than virtual roulette! Bye!)

We consider this software to be an act of extreme provocation by a dangerous terrorist organisation. It is clearly a potential Weapon of Mass Destruction. As a result, we will be meeting with the President of the Yooooonited States at 0615 tomorrow, after which we will bomb these bastard apes into the goddamned Stone Age.

Yes ma'am? You have a question? Well eat lead biatch!

*Tata tata tata tata!*

Anyone else want a taste of 50-cal persuasion? Pussies!

Hey, we'd like to try to help to bring peace back to the world, but we're still trying to float our boat off the bottom of Auckland Harbour ...

I have no intention whatsoever of testing this app but must say it has a more "modern" look than lickable Aqua.

OKIDOKI I will pay the shareware fee so I may play the slotmachine and the roulettegame and the alienmatrix

Concise is good.

Thanxs!