You aren't funny.

You ARE funny.

And you are just SO GODDAMN LOVABLE!

your porno isn't welcome here, pvtsux

Oh wait. I suppose it is. My bad. Thanks for the porno!

Me things Mr. Pvtsux is in dire need of some Chai-scented candles.

Of course, he won't get any, merely because I exist. But such is life.

Actually, "things" is meant to be "thinks." I blame the typo on my massive intelligence, if by "intelligence" you mean "stomach."

poo to lamas!
baheeeee!!

http://www.aquatech.tk/

if you think their software blows harder the moltz's mum on a sunday - this website is the largest pile of smouldering dogs bollocks i have ever seen.

Group of student programmers my arse.. they're single celled organisisms barely able to scrape into the category of "schmutz".

I like their other applications better. Of course, that's probably because I wasn't able to download them.

Oh god. They're planning to write an OS.

Stevei don't play that!

You forgot the rating.

And, for no reason other than your random mention, please take this occassion to riff of Reed grads (or explain the thinly veiled hatred).

But be careful, they may be all around you....

Novel has been previously reviewed, and holds its previous rating of 10.1.

AquaTech: Better Text Editors Through Huge Toolbars.

It's too bad, because AquaTech is a pretty cool name. The kind of name you'd think a software company that wrote really good software would have. The kind of name that inspires people to speak and write in fragments. Like in ads for things that rich people buy.

Now if you'll excuse me, "Blood Sister: One Tough Nun" is on.

Where could you possibly find 500 Reed graduates in one place?? Enough make it out every year, I suppose, but I would figure they disperse too quickly after graduation.

You'd need some sort of net to catch them every May. You could bait it... with inane troll postings and misogynistic humor.

Ooh! At RennFair! Or, we could lure them with a giant owl!

I take it that Ladd has something against mocha with cheddar cubes and cheese curds in a plastic Green Bay Packers beer cup? It's just the thing for those long winter nights of listening to Wisconsin Death Trip from the Books-On-Tape Library while cleaning the extensive collection of rifles, machine guns, and howitzers that a responsible citizen needs to do their part in culling the deer herd.

http://pub49.bravenet.com/guestbook/show.php?usernum=4201464742&v_cardid=

The worst of it? They don't know what they're doing (really). They take the source to TextEdit, run it through PB, it builds perfectly, open the NIBs, play around a bit (add a few gross buttons and stuff), and then release it as their own. You GOTTA see their "About Us" page at the AT site - that's the funniest thing on the web.

I've seen the owl, but I've never seen 500 Reed grads together. Not even at graduation.