Doing a quick and dirty currency conversion, this monstrous obscenity would cost $125 at its discount rate. That would buy four cartons of beer in Australia, which would certainly constitute much better value. Or half an hour with a lovely lady named Grace, who works the corner of ... Oops! I've let the tart out of the bag!

I think I'll save myself $75 (or $150) by using the microwave oven as a timer (I'll defrost some sausages for five minutes, and time's up when it beeps), and then just log out by myself. Now all I have to do is work out how to code a virtual microwave oven using that wonderful programming language Genuinely Fundamental. I wonder if it'll matter if I defrost mince instead of sausages. I think if I used popcorn, it might cause a kernel panic ...

[SFX: Sound of body hitting floor after falling off chair, and someone urinating in their pants while laughing through snot bubbles of glee.]

That gold leotard is AWESOME.

Well sure, the gold unitard is AWESOME, but it lacks the dynamic aspects that are shown by the ear-wax removing tool. Nothing screams good health like an animated GIF of a plastic scraper being dragged out of your ear canal.

Sadly, the ear-wax-remover site doesn't address the question of whether the tool can be used to remove debris from other orifices.

Easier to just download ScriptSaver and use THEIR included "Log Out.scpt"...for free!

What about the types of "help" you could get from a hooker?

She's a HOOKER?!?!?!?!?!? I thought I was doing well with her!

(with apologies to the estate of Dudley Moore)

You shouldn't laugh about belgian beers, they're stronger than you!

And i know what I'm talking about, as I'm belgian, I'm sourrounded by beers... They'll get me one day.

I'll take a dozen...belgian beers, that is. They got chili peppers in 'em?

Ummm...it automatically logs you out and you lose all unsaved work?!? I can imagine it now, phone rings in the other room, it's the Pope, and he's got a question for me. We talk for a few minutes, I go back to my computer, and lo & behold, all my stuff is gone. And all it cost me was $ 150 for my less than 10 computers?

That's totally awesome!!!

I'm not sure what's more bent, the software or the pricing scheme.

Screenshots: "Coming soon". LOL

And hey, maybe I'm missing something here, but logging out is like one frickin line of code in any language you choose.

And timing your logout? Duh, let's see: You get "ticked" 30 times a second by the screen saver engine, so you just check the time, and when 5 minutes have gone by you do the logout thingie. Wow. Rocket science. Definitely worth twice what Adobe Illustrator costs.

Or you could do it the R***b***c way and multiply 30 times 60 times 60 (and hey multiply it in *code* for best bloat effect) and count how many times the screen saver engine called your method.

Then plop the green cubes on the screen and say

"YOU'RE HAVE BEEN LOGEDD OUT BUY R***B***C"

The software is more complex then you make it out to be. Sure you can just log the user out with one line of code, but for example, if the computer has a logouthook script they want to be executed, it won't be with any other scripts/apps. My module will log you and and make sure the logoutscript gets executed the same way the system does it. It is very graceful in what it does.
Alsp the price is under $10 for a single user license!

Please post more comments, I will visit this site again soon.

The pricing first of all is $9.99. And this software is very useful for lab environments, it was not developed for single user's, but it can be used. Version 2.0 adds a lot of features. Goto www.fitzwaterinc.com for more information.