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A special report from our man on the front lines, Willie.
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What the pancake-without-syrup? This poop machine ate my change! Give it back! *kick* OW! Finngh. Well how would you like it if I RIPPED MY DRINK FREE FROM YOUR VERY BOWELS???
OW! Let go of my arm! So you want to play tough, eh? Well I bet you didn’t count on my OTHER ARM! *insert*
Well, fuh. I guess we’re both kind of stuck here. How about giving me my drink now you candy-coated excuse for a drinkmonger? If you don’t, I’ll sit here and spit upon your curved and shiny surfaces until you do. Hhoooouch! Chooo! Ppht! I laugh in your face as my roughly textured phlegm oozes downwards, sliding over the image of an ecstatic teenager enjoying your so-called “product”.
Oh, my spitting doesn’t bother you? How about if I STICK MY HEAD IN HERE?!?! MHEMGHY! LGEHT BE MOUT OFM HERME!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY IT’S COLD AND DARK! AND NOT FULL OF STARS!
Never again, not even if the sky rains phlegm and deceased ancestors rise from the grave and participate in athletic events will I accept an assignment from you, you hooting troop of manic ape-descendants! Ork! And I still expect my 100 kg of used lard as promised, or I will FUH!
FUH!
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Sadly, Willie failed to recognize that the vending machine he was attempting to purchase a drink from was laying halfway inside a garbage truck for a reason. We therefore award Robert Stainsby the Willie Memorial 10.0. Willie would have wanted it that way.
Posted by jan at February 27, 2003 07:09 PM | TrackBackbrought to your by the same bloody aussie who brought you "melbourne temp"! what a schmucko!
Posted by: acm5fan on February 27, 2003 07:27 PMOne more crummy app and he'll accomplish
the first Perversion Tracker hat-trick.
ooh my god i can't wait!!!
future versions:
? more control over "administrator" functions like monitoring stocks
? saving machine state between runs of the application
? allowing multiple machines
if these apps weren't for his own education, i'd fly to melbourne myself and whack 'em!
Posted by: acm5fan on February 27, 2003 07:39 PMOh MY GOD! I never thought it would come to this.
Wait, wait...
At least this is proper use of the brushed metal window.
Posted by: Etan on February 27, 2003 07:41 PMHm. Do I want Drink, Drink, Drink, Drink or... Drink?
*selects Drink*
Mmm.
Posted by: Raena on February 27, 2003 10:30 PMI kinda like it. Because itīs the first app where the brushed metal interface is approriate. Worldwide. And for it being a GUI to a ANSI C class assignment, this is pretty funny. This guy is gonna write some great apps in a couple of years. And by the way - we have pinball machine simulators! And people pay for it!
Posted by: Younghart on February 28, 2003 02:03 AMMaybe Stainsby is really Stainboy's evil twin?
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/bin/content/shockwave.jsp?id=stain02
Posted by: Hal on February 28, 2003 11:05 AMOops. That should have been:
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/stain02
This is only the BETA! Wait till the final release, I'm sure we'll be even more blown away.
Posted by: Matt on February 28, 2003 12:00 PMWow, I am so obnoxious with my greasy locks. Too bad I am forced to read this site all day, as I dislike it.
P.S. the authors of this site are quite unethical, and will likely edit my comments
Posted by: Jeff on February 28, 2003 01:38 PMLook Out! You are about to be slashdotted.
Posted by: Mark on February 28, 2003 02:02 PM