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Skyrocket Software has a long sordid history of inflicting trite seasonal screensavers on the unwary public. But it’s now clear that the popcorn debacle was merely a prelude to leprechauns and “butterflyz” and other subconscious cries for euthanasia. Someone has finally jumped the electric fence that separates the sheep from the rabid capuchins.
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Skyrocket Software, we think you’d better lay off the sour mash slurpees before someone gets hurt. May this bioluminescent 10.5 light every tortured step of your reluctant journey out of the dark vampire-infested nightmare of screensaver addiction.
Posted by naomi at October 23, 2004 09:43 AM | TrackBackYes, it's all part of our diabolical plan to drive you maaaaad!
Posted by: naomi on October 23, 2004 10:52 AM(Whatever you do, DON'T CLICK HERE!)
Posted by: naomi on October 23, 2004 11:05 AM(OR HERE!)
Posted by: naomi on October 23, 2004 11:06 AMThis version of "Vampz" is much more entertaining.
I thought about noting that this screensaver sucks, but that would be too obvious of a pun. So I won't say it. My sense of humor is far too sophisticated. I only ridicule Republican presidents. And castrated cats. That's all. Oh, and Fancy Chicken casseroles. But really, that's it. Well, LongDong Silver is pretty funny. And most of the other posters. The van Tol's reviews make me smile, too. I like the word "rutabega", too. I don't know why.
Posted by: Uncertain Future on October 23, 2004 11:47 AMMethinks you are smitten there, Huck.
Take it from me, it's not worth it. Yeah, she's got it all: brains, beauty, and the ability to suck her own toes while standing on her head...
Sorry, I was just trying to remember how that worked. Where was I? Right. Crazy Naomi. Yep, in short order, you'll find yourself strapped into a heavy wooden sled heading down Miller's Hill into the massive ancient oak that lies at the bottom, forever to seal your impossible troth with combined doom. Except that you'll both survive, and she'll make your every waking day after that the special kind of hell that turned her numerous brothers into the whimpering simps we see today. Then, of course, the Goddess Athena will visit you, and offer you a special deal if only you go get some Golden Fleece that are actually rather far away... but that's another story.
I followed those chicken song links and it was nothing, NOTHING I say, compared to the horror I found elsewhere on that site.
Just go to April Winchell's blog, search for "Baby Lu-Lu" and view and listen to the material.
That stuff is proof that all that was once good in the universe is now completely and utterly dead.
Posted by: Thuros M. on October 24, 2004 04:21 AMbadger
Posted by: www.badgerbadgerbadger.com on October 25, 2004 08:28 AMThis explains why Huck always loses out on "eleventh post" at CARS.
Posted by: blank on October 25, 2004 09:33 AMWelcome back! Please stay a while!
btw, Slim Gaillard rules, and not just for Chicken Rhythm.
Posted by: haineux on October 25, 2004 01:38 PMI'll have none of your... pedagoguery, knave!
Posted by: Huck on October 25, 2004 09:06 PMWow, incest cartoons, you really have the best links around! I think that you just stole rapes and teen fuck's posts though, they were mostly the same.
Fucking bots.
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