July 01, 2004

Design Awards Update

Flop! Flop, you little chickens!

The Design Awards will be held tonight (Thursday) at approximately 11pm, or following the Apple beer bash, whichever is later.

Please RSVP on this entry, so I know how many squirming developers I’ll be packing into my smallish hotel room.

Don’t forget to hastily write your entry today! You have fully 12 hours to complete a dripping heap of dross.

Walking Directions

  • Starting from Moscone West, walk north on 4th Street
  • Bear left on Ellis Street by the Old Navy
  • Dodging the occasional aggressive panhandler, continue up Ellis until you reach Taylor street (about 4 blocks)
  • Turn right on Taylor, and continue up one block to the Serrano Hotel
  • Politely proceed to the 11th floor, and head to room 1102

Posted by ladd at July 1, 2004 10:49 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Why isn't anyone claiming FP?

I'm disappointed...

Posted by: blank on July 1, 2004 12:50 PM

I'll give ten bucks to the first person who can make a decent joke out of combining the saying, "Flop! Flop, you little chickens!" and "I have a big weiner."

Posted by: Norm O. Tidwell on July 1, 2004 12:53 PM

Just had to add that "decent" qualifier, didn't you?

Posted by: blank on July 1, 2004 03:24 PM

Is it possible for a joke about weiners to be considered decent? (Particularly when there are chickens involved...)

Posted by: shortdongsilver on July 1, 2004 04:18 PM

I sent ya'll an email, but I'll put it here also: 3 of us are planning to attend the design awards gathering.

Posted by: jonesgh on July 1, 2004 05:16 PM

I have a big weiner.

Posted by: longdongsilver on July 2, 2004 10:07 AM

Q: Why shouldn't you say "I have a big weiner." and "Flop, flop, you little chickens." in the same sentance?

A: Because you are a butthole.

Posted by: Cyanide on July 2, 2004 03:11 PM

badger's butthole

Posted by: www.badgerbadgerbadger.com on July 2, 2004 05:02 PM

OK, let's make it double or nothing. The first person that comes up with a joke involving an autistic flopping chicken, an out of control butthole, a dripping heap of dross, and a putrified partridge in a pear tree gets twenty bucks. Hell, I'll even arrange a wild night of nipple knocking with Nancy Nipples if you can work in a rusty wood chipper into it.

Posted by: Norm O. Tidwell on July 3, 2004 08:57 AM

Well *someone's* angry...

Posted by: djfran86 on July 3, 2004 10:46 PM

I'd like to participate with that joke contest thing. But what if I win? Must I spend the night nipple knocking with myself?

??? Nancy

Posted by: Scientyprickally Correct on July 4, 2004 08:16 AM

Good evening,

My name is Fritzgerald Schwanzbrück and I live in Germany.
I really like your site, and would be honored to win the prize.
I cannot make software, but I'm a great Pastry chef.

Love,

Fritz

[Trans: I am drunk (again!) ]

Posted by: Boramor on July 4, 2004 09:06 AM

Hello,

It's Fritzgerald Schwanzbrück again!
I forgot to tell you that I have a big weiner.

Have a nice day,

Fritz

Posted by: Boramor on July 4, 2004 09:10 AM

Damn, I didn't make it - the app I planned to create isn't finished. But we, Comment Space Waster Pro Inc., will be back at the PerversionTracker Design Awards 2005 with an even cooler app. Meanwhile, download our crap now at www.commentspacewasterpro.com.

Posted by: Comment Space Waster Pro 2.0.1 on July 4, 2004 12:10 PM

So, Who won?

Posted by: Hodag on July 5, 2004 09:00 AM

Your mom. My weiner...uh...came in second.

Posted by: shortdongsilver on July 5, 2004 04:07 PM



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AWARD THIS!!!


This will keep "Long"dongsilver shut up for some time, I think.

Posted by: ASCII-King on July 6, 2004 05:23 PM

This &%£$!!% thing fucked my ascii art up!

Anyways, believe me, it was long.

Posted by: on July 6, 2004 05:26 PM

Ooooookay. You have drawn a tall string-bean of a man taking a leak. If I was in to that sort of thing I could understand how it might make me shut up. But to be honest that's just not my cup of tea.

In fact, I didn't realize I was so reviled here. Shocking, that's the word.

Posted by: longdongsilver on July 6, 2004 11:11 PM

He didn't say he wanted to MAKE you shut up, he said he wanted to KEEP you shut up. I think the Ascii King is asking you to join his harem.

Though I'm not sure why he drew me peeing.

Posted by: shortdongsilver on July 7, 2004 01:28 AM

Thank you for presenting this wonderful selection of truly craptastic applications. Kudos to you all and the "developers" who toiled for "minutes" to create these masterpieces. My favorite among them is Peter Laurens' 24clock. It will be welcomed, I'm sure, among those poor souls using MS Office for Mac, permanently running in Twinky mode.

Posted by: Pan Fried on July 7, 2004 08:50 AM
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