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But it is quite obvious that Thuros is not a “bearded man”.
Boldly ripping himself a new category (“Scary PvT Stalker Blog”) the proprietor of the pish-tushy crapheap in question is tragically crippled by his inability to write about any topic other than PerversionTracker. It’s true — in the past week, our new buddy Bryan has spent more time writing about us than we have spent on our own intimate hygiene needs, if you get our drift, and frankly, something is beginning to stink.
We eagerly await the shocking photographic proof that Thuros is, in fact, a “bearded man.” Or have the unbearded men of this wicked world fallen so low, blinded by their justifiable envy of the hirsutely well-endowed, that they would actually LIE about their humiliating lack of face fur? Please, say it ain’t so.
We will leave it to our three remaining readers to bestow a suitable score, as we are emotionally bankrupt due to our recent harrowing foray into the brutal underground world of Leopard-versus-Chinchilla Fight Night.
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Posted by naomi at June 3, 2004 12:10 PM | TrackBackHe does have a point.
(What's this immature "I have a big weiner" thing about anyway ?)
Posted by: Sade on June 3, 2004 03:53 PMWell don't I feel left out. I wasn't mentioned at all. Bryan, you should feel lucky I'm going out of the country for a couple of weeks.
(That ought to get me mentioned).
Posted by: U. D. Mann on June 3, 2004 04:42 PM4th reader! Who is this hack? Doesn't he know that this site is all about the jokes, man? The jokes!
Posted by: The Grand Poobah on June 3, 2004 05:05 PM5TH ALL POWERFUL AND MIGHTY (OOOPS RIVAL STUDIO)...... READER
Posted by: michael eisner on June 3, 2004 06:24 PMI know exactly what the "big weiner" thing is about. It is about our big weiners!
Posted by: Cyanide on June 3, 2004 10:35 PMWeiners notwithstanding, 7th post. Also, I have no beard.
Posted by: Nick on June 3, 2004 10:54 PMWangs notwithstanding, 7th reader. Also, I have no beard.
Posted by: Nick on June 3, 2004 10:55 PMI had no beard. Then I had a beard. Then I had chops. Now i have no beard again.
And my name is actually Nick.
Cosmic coincidence or what?!
Posted by: Nick on June 3, 2004 10:57 PMThat's freaky. The post window gave me some jive talk about an error or some stuff, and it told me I had to wait. But it posted my first post anyway. Now I look like a jackhole. Anyway, my apologies on three consecutive posts.
Posted by: Nick on June 3, 2004 10:57 PMOk this is just getting too weird. I didn't post that third one, but I did post the fourth one and this one. Nw it looks like I have no life and have nothing better to do than post 5 times in a row. Why did I even come back.... God Help Me.
Posted by: Nick on June 3, 2004 10:59 PMI'm here for you nick... Oh wait, no I'm not... Goodbye!
Posted by: Cyanide on June 3, 2004 11:01 PMDue to security reasons, I cannot afford to put any pictures of myself on the web, but rest assured that I look somewhat like this:
http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/sharpie/customer6.jpg
(taken from the amusing article at: http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/sharpie/sharpie1.html )
I also hope that my last comment on this vile hippy's log will have instilled in him some reverence of the Actual Programmer's craft.
Posted by: Thuros M. on June 4, 2004 02:34 AMI might be in posession a photograph of Thuros M. - a photograph that quite clearly answers the question of whether or not Thuros M. has a beard sprouting out of his chin or not.
Of course, everything has it's price. In this case, the price amounts to the protection I need in case Thuros M. decides to release his squad of hellish sharp-fanged monkeys over me.
Posted by: He Who Shall Not Be Named Or Looked In The Eye on June 4, 2004 03:02 AMAhem. Testing, testing, 1 2 3... Time for your regularly scheduled public service announcement. I have a big weiner. Thank you.
Posted by: longdongsilver on June 4, 2004 12:44 PMstrange site, resonableness that is.
funny to see most of the new posters are the pvt gang.
time to hit cars next.
then play hillbilly whack
Posted by: michael eisner on June 4, 2004 01:08 PMoh and if it's a big weiner you want to see, check out the bangbus site !!
bad boys !
so there's these references to bang bus so i check out the bang bus. those guys are bad but damn it's funny !
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Posted by: zicon 60 on June 4, 2004 01:16 PMLAST POO!... I mean POST! WOOO!
Posted by: on June 4, 2004 02:07 PM"this site is all about the jokes"
What jokes? Maybe they're jokes to 8-year olds, but idontgetem.
Keep trying, though, but don't quit those day jobbies, of course! ;)
Posted by: on June 4, 2004 02:51 PMIt's all right. Just keep trying and eventually you'll understand.
Posted by: on June 4, 2004 03:52 PM"What jokes? Maybe they’re jokes to 8-year olds, but idontgetem."
A Jew and an Arab are sitting in a school bus counting dynamite sticks.
The Jew asks "Do you like fudge with carrot juice?"
The Arab replies "I have a big weiner."
“What jokes? Maybe they’re jokes to 8-year olds, but idontgetem.”
A badger and a flame thrower are walking on the moon.
*thud*
An Australian and a French traveling onion salesman --an ex legionaire-- are looking at a rusty wood chipper.
"Belvedere, fetch me the lubricator" says the Aussi.
"J'ai un penis enorme" mumbles the Frog.
Two bearded programmers are eating out of the same bowl of spaghetti. Suddenly they're both sucking the same spaghetti up and as their faces draw nearer they look each other shyly in the eyes and then kiss passionately once there lips touch.
"Do you have a big weiner?" asks one.
"I love carrot juice and fudge." replies the other.
LAST POST! WOO! (tm)
Yes, I trademarked it... And whoever was the wanker that stole it is a wanker... So there... you wanker...
And of course...
LAST POST! WOO! (tm)
Don't anyone steal this title from me, or in all sneakiness, I will steal it back.
Posted by: Cyanide on June 4, 2004 07:04 PMWell, looks like someone got their pants in a twist. It piqued my interest enough to make me want to know who, and if one of their apps had been mauled on PvT recently.
Armed only with whois, the awesome power that is google, and my beard, we find that it is none other than the author of ...
Hoorah for unbiased reporting! Mind you, it took him a while. He earned his 9.5 (only! I figure it's worth more like a 10.2) back in February, but managed to fester over it until May before deciding to vent his spleen on the world. I guess he went searching for positive reviews and found PvT instead. Hah!
Oh, and I have a tiny wi3ner. But my beard makes up for it.
Mouse Cock
Posted by: Anon Y Mouse on June 5, 2004 07:40 AMI am on a PC right now, only to play Roller Coaster Tycoon, ish addicting...
I was going to Version Tracker to get daemon tools so the cd did not have to be in the drive, but my fingers brought me here instead.
My how IE minces perversiontracker... IT'S HORRIBLE!
Posted by: Cyanide on June 5, 2004 04:00 PM"Well, looks like someone got their pants in a twist. It piqued my interest enough to make me want to know who, and if one of their apps had been mauled on PvT recently.
Armed only with whois, the awesome power that is google, and my beard, we find that it is none other than the author of …"
What are ye talking about???
Posted by: on June 7, 2004 04:28 PMbangbus= evil
Reasonableness? Reasonableness?
Tell it to the Pentagon. Tell it to the White House.
There ain't no reasonableness 'round here, and damn my eyes if there ever has been.
First sign of reasonableness and I'm on a train to Des Moines. That'll show 'em, once and for all.
Posted by: aussie boy on June 9, 2004 05:44 AMThe only unreasonableness is Cheney not lettin' me use my nuculer missiles 'gainst them Eye-rackies
Posted by: irregardless unreasonablness on June 14, 2004 03:45 PMHope at last:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/06/13/bush.criticism/index.html
Posted by: Diplomats/Generals Against Bush on June 14, 2004 03:49 PMlurk lurk lurk
Posted by: Lurky McLurk on June 20, 2004 09:04 PM