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As you can probably see from the attached screenshot, we started writing our review within the MemoBlock application, as is our wont, whenever a text-editing application is on the Stool of Judgment. But a brief bran break later, and our arduous first attempt was lost to the world. Lost, solely due to the unflagging greed of the BlockHeads at BlockSoft.
This “notepad” (aka “pathetic little carbuncle”) apparently commands a lofty $15 (647 Afghanistan Afghanis), or $450 (601 Libyan Dinars) for a very special “world-wide site license.” And no more than 30 minutes of agonizing ineptness will be wrung from this application during any given session until one shells out the cheddar.
Although the thought of shifting 601 of our finest dinars to some gormless United Kingdomian appeals to our three reptile-synapses, the billions of other ape-synapses quickly shouted them down. Oh, the tyranny of the majority! How we weep for the brain that is governed by cruel “logic” and “reason.” How we weep for ourselves.
But we must cast these matters aside, and conclude this little drama. As such, we heartily lob a 10.8 towards BlockSoft, and hope that it will clout them in a sensitive location.
Editor’s note: our single download of MemoBlock appears to have completely overloaded BlockSoft’s Libyan web hosting facility, rendering it somewhat unable to serve your downloads. Please, say a little prayer for BlockSoft tonight.
Posted by ladd at May 21, 2004 12:04 AM | TrackBackDAMN you, Thuros M., DAMN you all to HELL!
Oh, and happy Sheep Festival day to those of you in Cameroon!
Posted by: Robo on May 21, 2004 07:50 AMI have a big weiner!
Posted by: longdongsilver on May 21, 2004 07:57 AMcan software be gay? because if software can be gay, memoblock's flaming.
Posted by: Edwin on May 21, 2004 08:31 AMbadger
Posted by: www.badgerbadgerbadger.com on May 21, 2004 08:59 AM5 alive
Posted by: michael eisner on May 21, 2004 01:34 PMmemoblock just wishes it was gay, because then it would have style!
Posted by: on May 21, 2004 09:46 PMEeeeew! Not the Stool of Judgement!
I hope it's not as disgusting as the Stool of Pathology. All those worm eggs ...
Did I just go too far?
Not far enough, maybe?
Posted by: aussie boy on May 22, 2004 03:01 AMWell, I will go to far.
http://www.poopreport.com/
That is all.
Posted by: Norm O. Tidwell on May 22, 2004 09:18 AMall I have to say is:
ok ... I'll be more explicit: have a look at the crazy source code of their webpage.
Posted by: on May 22, 2004 07:26 PM
Omigod! You think the source code is weird, try and decompile it! What the hell is that thing? Geez, it's starting to move! Wait, wait... I think it's trying to communicate with us!
"Hello, Software! My name is Leibnitz! We are your friends! Well, I am, anyway, most of the others are just morons, but they're harmless... Okay, maybe 'harmless' is bit overboard, but I'm pretty sure fuddes and longdongsilver are in lockdown right now, so we're safe, buddy, just you and me. What's that? I can't quite hear you! Let me move a bit closer...IIIEEE! MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!"
Posted by: Leibnitz, N. on May 22, 2004 08:10 PMWhat the hell are you two talking about? I don't see any weird HTMLness.
Posted by: longdongsilver on May 23, 2004 10:03 AMThen you need to get the name of their dealer, longdong!
He has some great sh*t that can change your view of the world entirely!
Posted by: aussie boy on May 24, 2004 06:43 PMAh, comprendo. Ever since I tried that stuff that was cut with Drano, I've been trying to avoid the habit. Hmm. I have a terrible cold right now and my sinuses are completely plugged up. Maybe coke and Drano is just the recipe to start breathing again.
Posted by: longdongsilver on May 25, 2004 01:15 PM