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With groundbreaking features like “hamster” mode fading, and the amazing non-functional audio control triplets — popularly known as Balance, Bass, and Treble — who could resist Dj Twizzler’s Audiophile?
True, it could be said that there are those among us who favor convenience of interface over this push-button-panoply-of-pain. And we have often said that if we wanted difficulty in our lives we would have already commited to that trans-oceanic voyage to Grootfontein, Namibia in a raft constructed of yogurt and a few dozen “puffy” stickers held over from the ‘80s.
Although it cannot be denied that Paperweight Software has provided source to Audiophile, the guilt by association with their other drosstastic Nightmares on Macs causes us to freely issue summary judgment. It is our view that an iTunes-like library browser would make this cross-fading intestinal crimp an easier cross to bear, and could perhaps save Dj Twizzler from The Passion of The 10.
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Posted by ladd at March 17, 2004 04:27 PM | TrackBackDear fuddes,
I am glad you cleared that up! I thought I was looking at your face.
Posted by: Norm O. Tidwell on March 17, 2004 04:47 PMFOURTH POST!!!!
Posted by: El Fuzzor on March 17, 2004 04:48 PMOnly you can prevent rating inflation.
Posted by: Ladd on March 17, 2004 04:55 PMThe next poster is a weenie!
Posted by: panic on March 17, 2004 05:59 PMHow did you know? Is it that obvious?
Posted by: Uncertain Future on March 17, 2004 06:04 PMHow's the merger with CARS going, Ladd? I was shorting the preferred notes, but bought a bunch of their debt. Will the combined entity (no pun intended) be an IPO, or will you go the investment trust route?
Also, will there be fresh eggs involved?
Posted by: Leibnitz, N. on March 17, 2004 06:22 PMI have a big weiner.
Posted by: longdongsilver on March 17, 2004 10:44 PMI know this is a breach of etiquette here to mention the software under review but this software seems to be designed for people too stupid to turn on a computer.
Is there a special PVT scoring system for such wonders?
Sorry, this gerbil won't happen giant again. Wëiner.
Posted by: shawk on March 18, 2004 10:08 AMJust what does a "hamster" switch actually do? The bizarre sexual connotations are endless...
Posted by: Uncertain Future on March 18, 2004 12:00 PMA badger switch would be far more useful. Or fancy chicken.
Posted by: Robo on March 18, 2004 02:05 PMHamster mode just reverses the crossfader. On a real mixer, it allows the dj to use different fingers on the crossfader when doing certain scratching techniques. It is utterly useless on a software player.
Posted by: n00b on March 18, 2004 03:17 PMApparently, software hamstering isn't the boon we would expect.
AAAAAAAHHHHH I have waited ten long years to utter that sentence without the usual stares un utter contempt! Thank you! Oh, Thank you, Perversiontracker.com!
Posted by: Medium Winky on March 18, 2004 05:45 PMbadger
Posted by: www.badgerbadgerbadger.com on March 18, 2004 11:37 PMdead badger
Posted by: Nick on March 20, 2004 12:11 PMwow. i was DJing a party saturday and frieday i was looking for DJ software.. something to let me fade from one track to another. this was the first one i tried on VT.. it was obviously the first one discarded.
Posted by: julian on March 22, 2004 06:05 PMroad pizza badger
Posted by: michael eisner on March 23, 2004 09:59 AMStop witnessing the badger!
Posted by: Judge Judy on March 23, 2004 03:45 PMIts a hamstergram to amsterdam with a robo-actional hobo satchel perched on an ampersand!
Posted by: n00b on March 29, 2004 09:33 AM