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Naomi wants presents that come from afar
A turnip, a spaceship, a rubber cigar
Naomi’s our sister, we think she’s alright
The best of all sisters, her eyes are quite bright
So please holler quite loudly, and join as I say:
Happy birthday, Naomi, today is your day
You forgot the part where her left foot is purple, larger than a standard size breadbox and making its own gravy.
Shame, shame.
Happy Birthday, Naomi! :D
Posted by: Yonis on January 17, 2004 10:45 PMHAPPY BIRTHDAY BANANA PERSON.
Posted by: kjones on January 18, 2004 06:23 AMCool. Another step closer to the coffin and the worms.
Happy Birthday Naomi!
Posted by: Hodag on January 18, 2004 07:40 AMNothing like bananas on her head to make a woman really look HOT! Hubba hubba!
Happy Birthday, Naomi! ;-)
Posted by: Uncertain Future on January 18, 2004 09:33 AMHappy Birthday Naomi, I really find your hat appealing!
Posted by: U. D. Mann on January 18, 2004 09:47 AMWhat a weird compliment. "I really find your hat appealing." However, Mann is not entirely off his rocker, there is a certain je ne sais ce qui about it.
Happy Birthday Naomi.
Please feel free to not correct my french.
Posted by: Nick on January 18, 2004 11:10 AMYou know, there's just something wrong with a woman on the web putting banana's on her head. The real money lies . . . elsewhere! :-)
Posted by: King O'Porn on January 18, 2004 02:55 PMNick,
You're right. I screwed up the joke. I spelled appealing correctly. I was going for appeeling, get it, banana peels. Well, too late now :(
Posted by: U. D. Mann on January 18, 2004 03:35 PMI have a big banana.
Posted by: longdongsilver on January 19, 2004 03:06 AMExcuse me, bananas, but did you know you have a lady growing out of your bottom?
Hope it's not impolite to mention ...
Posted by: aussie boy on January 19, 2004 04:42 AMYes, there is a certain je ne said quoi about it, but I don't know what it is.
Posted by: Robo on January 19, 2004 10:42 AMThank you, thank you, my birthday was a magical experience topped with fruit, etc., but please -- it's time to stop mailing me cakes. I'm covered in chocolate frosting and it's playing hell with my keyboard.
Posted by: naomi on January 19, 2004 03:11 PMA keyboard is not a proper device for a lady covered in frosting to use. May I instead suggest:
http://www.apple.com/isight/
eoi
Posted by: Comment Space Waster Pro™ 2.0 on January 20, 2004 01:42 AMHello,
Still waiting for my order of giant boobs to arrive. Am running out of food, water, etc. Subsiding wholly on pigeon juice, etc. Perhaps after the celebrations have ended you can tend to my order?
Yours,
Winky (some parts have gone purple)
.
Posted by: mp3 on November 4, 2004 02:56 AM