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La gallina pregunta: ¿Dónde están los huevos?
1st slot - woo hoo!
Posted by: no body on January 9, 2004 10:07 PMI am rather curious about the power cord. Even if it is *not* plugged into the chicken's foot (as opposed to some kind of outlet right below the chicken wire), that can't be good for the chicken - I'm pretty sure you're supposed to pluck them before you cook them...
Posted by: no body on January 9, 2004 10:10 PMLos huevos están en el estómago del hombre.
My goodness, Spanish class is good for something.
Posted by: Yonis on January 9, 2004 10:35 PMIs that an electric chicken? And if so, can I buy one?
Posted by: madnicholas on January 9, 2004 11:44 PMThey've got 'em stocked at home depot. Last time I checked at least...
Posted by: beanland on January 10, 2004 12:10 AMBill Mays Here:
Dont resort to electric shock on that dirty chicken!
Use the handy bucket to soak the offending chicken in OXIclean!Get rid of those offending egg stains forever!
But YOU gotta call now!
KABOOM
Posted by: Billy Mays on January 10, 2004 02:36 PMDear God! Electric chicken? You fools!
Can't you see that's a remote detonation device that chicken is holding.
Sergeant Switovski, take that damned chicken out before it can press that butto
Posted by: aussie boy on January 10, 2004 07:59 PMhttp://www.npr.org/display_pages/features/feature_1589739.html
Hol a tojások csirkeje?
Posted by: The Hungarian Mistranslator on January 12, 2004 08:54 AMWhen will Fancy Chicken Friday lead to Finger Lickin' Saturday?
Mmmm! Secret herbs and spices ...
Posted by: aussie boy on January 12, 2004 03:17 PMThank God! we thought you were dead aussie. I knew that chicken couldn't take you.
Posted by: Nick on January 12, 2004 04:03 PMI'll ... I'll walk again. But the sergeant ...
How will I tell his wife, Svetlana, and their seventeen adorable yet slightly malnourished children? *Sob!*
Damn the Rhode Island Red Army Faction! Damn them all to hell!
Posted by: aussie boy on January 13, 2004 02:33 AMIf the power cord is supplying electricity to the chicken and the chicken is turned on, then that begs the question who turned the chicken on?
In other words, who fucked the chicken?
...turned on = fucked...ah, never mind.
Posted by: Norm O. Tidwell on January 14, 2004 04:45 PMRespuesta: los huevos no estan porque nacieron las gallinas. Pero que vino primero? La guallina, o el huevo?
Posted by: jdmiller82 on January 15, 2004 07:40 AM