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DiceFroggerX is a “dice thrower” for Mac OSX. It enables up to four “dice” to be “thrown”, displaying the result for each “die” as well as the total. It is also designed to help manage games involving dice by allowing you to enter a list of players ensuring that each person gets their turn in the correct order. It also keeps a record of the persons previous result, totals and averages.
If you’re like us, we bet you thought that the only thing keeping DiceFroggerX from becoming so awesome that it explodes is the inclusion of little frog pictures to replace the pips seen on less batrachian sets of dice.
But wait! It does include little pictures of frogs! What’s more, it swaddles them with a delightful field of dark green that nearly made our eyes pop out. The amazing attention to detail in DiceFroggerX will undoubtedly please a wide variety of amphibians, as well as several other species possessing low levels of neural complexity.
Brad’s Crap Software, your slogan is entirely accurate — your software is the epitome of cheap crap. For your rating, we’ll just roll a few dice… and it’s a 10.8! We wonder only when the mysterious “sound” feature is intended to activate. Do we have to roll “frog eyes”?
Posted by ladd at November 19, 2003 12:13 AM | TrackBackremember to 'spin' the dice...
Posted by: yobble on November 19, 2003 01:38 AMWhat, almost 12 hours and only one comment? Come on, pick up the slack! What's wrong with you?!
Second post! Frog eyes!
Posted by: Mickey Knox on November 19, 2003 09:36 AMHmm, I wonder what would happen if you put a pair of these "dice" in the "microwave" on "high"?
Are you sure "Brad" wrote this crap software? Seems more like something one of his toady's would write.
Oh man, I crack myself up.
Posted by: U. D. Mann on November 19, 2003 10:30 AMAm I the only one who thought of Dungeons and Dragons upon seeing this? Roll the dice and see if the dragon casts a spell to turn you into a frog!
Critical hit! The dragon turned himself into a frog! Kill it!
How many weekends did I waste when I was younger by playing DnD while drinking gallons of booze? Why can't I remember?
Posted by: Walking Contradiction on November 19, 2003 01:14 PMThat was a Neighbours joke, right? Actually, I use the word joke advisedly.
Posted by: El Capitano Corelli on November 19, 2003 03:05 PMThat was a Neighbours joke, right? Actually, I use the word joke advisedly.
Posted by: El Capitano Corelli on November 19, 2003 03:05 PMwalking-
no, i thought of it too. unfortunately I'm the only one in my campaign that uses a mac. goddman heathens. Plus it's not really space effective to bring four macs in to use as an automatic die roller. we prefer the old fashioned method.
speaking of prefer - have any of you seen a Crispin Glover movie called Bartleby? I think it's based on a work of literature by Herman Melville. The point is that it is a horribly awful movie. don't see it if you haven't.
Posted by: Nick on November 19, 2003 05:21 PMMelville?He aint no Moltz!
Posted by: Howard on November 19, 2003 05:57 PMbatrachian, batrachian,batrachian.
Too much HP Lovecraft for you.
Posted by: rubbberchicken on November 19, 2003 06:00 PMDiceFrogger? Too bad it's not a FrogDicer. My cat would like it, anyway. Sorta like the Bass-o-matic on SNL way back when.
Posted by: Uncertain Future on November 19, 2003 07:04 PMIt chops! It dices! It leaves things in tiny bleeding pieces! It's the FrogDicer!
And it's not just for dicing frogs anymore, you can also use it to chop up lizards, grasshoppers, meerkats and even small kittens!
Now you too can be the first on your block to own the all new FrogDicer!
PATENT PENDING!!! PATENT PENDING!!! PATENT PENDING!!!
Posted by: Walking Contradiction on November 20, 2003 01:40 PMNick ... goddman heathens? Are they related to Dennis Rodman or something?
Oh, it's a typo. I get it. Blame the CC (computer conspiracy), they're trying to take over the world! And you thought the Terminator movies were fiction ... shame on you!
I once thought of using computers as dice rollers, but I couldn't figure out how to throw an iMac across the floor and not have it break into many useless pieces. Neat idea though, if it landed with the monitor facing up that indicated a 1 ...
Posted by: Walking Contradiction on November 20, 2003 02:35 PMI see Ladd got up to 2 spins in the screenshot.....It cant be that bad after all!!
Posted by: Belcher on November 27, 2003 07:55 AM