I'm getting hungry.

Yay! Fancy Chickens!
Not Clothed Monkeys!
With Big Feathers Like It Is Still The 80's!
And Capital Letters On Every Word, But Not All Caps, Because That's Yelling!

You're not fooling anyone with this. It is clearly an edited picture of Elvis and Colonel Parker. It is very similar to:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:S08gJR_9KgwC:www.kki.pl/elvisal/pictures/colonel_elvis1.jpg

If it was taken recently, I've seen no greater proof that The King is still alive. We love you Elvis!

Here, let me put that URL in the URL field for easy clickin'!

I get the one on the left. Man, I love Chicken F***ing Friday. What? It's called Fancy Chicken Friday? Why the hell do I come here?

Yah! The fancy chickens are back. That's a pretty funny picture, I mean, for a picture of chickens. Thanks.

Not to tempt fate, but the =][= guy hasn't posted lately. Off sulking I imagine, like little kids do.
Woohoo!

First off, it warms the "cock"les of my heart to see Fancy Chicken Friday return! Second, I hate to break it to you Fond O'Drugs, but Elvis is dead. His daughter married Michael Jackson. If Elvis were alive, do you really think that would've happened?

DAMN! Them's some fancy CHICKENS!

BAWK bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk ba-GAWK!!

Apparently left Field is as blind as he is random. I've already noted I was on hiatus due to more important matters that involved me taking my time away from you hyperactive rabid miscreants. My posting rate will be declining heavily as my time is limited on a day by day basis and I have more important matters that now require my attention.
And I don't sulk, I plot. There is a difference.

I find that picture of chickens to be both enlivening and heart warming.
Now that my hiatus has ended, a new and much longer one begins.
Enjoy it, for it shall be possibly the last present I gift to you unworthy simpletons who mock the insanity that is my genius.
Let the galaxy burn in my clutches, for I am fallen into the darkness and become what I loathe.

Come on, at least he got the Spanish bits right.

Funny picture too.

Kudos!

hot damn. fancy chickens all around!

Left Field: there is no fate there is only predestination. I didn't mean to sound so much like yoda there, but oh well. I might as well tell you to watch your back, though it won't do any good.

Damn! Missed "first post".

Guess I'll have to be content with first "Shut the fuck up, Laemkral" instead.

How's the hiatus doing, Laem? I hear there are some good ointments for that now.

And you are done. You are not only out of your league, you are out of your element. So stop wasting my time with your pointless and mindless drivel, you sniveling wretch who dares to even associate with a person of such high a caliber as myself. At least when I babble it ultimately serves a purpose. You on the other hand have the appeal of a cheap magical parlour trick, good for only one use and you really only amuse the stupid.

Your five minutes in the spotlight are over and darkness cometh from beyond the edge of human sanity. The end is nigh for Hell has awoken, and its servants walk once more upon the soil that was sacred.

This will be my last message for a long while, enjoy the peace and quiet that seems to follow my abscence.

Once I was a servant of the light, but does the light not cast a shadow? And does this shadow not always trail those who shine brightest, enveloping in darkness those who follow behind. For I have fallen into the void, and I welcome it.

I have a picture of me having sex with a fancy chicken. Can I submit it got Fancy Chicken Friday?

How about a Stoat Saturday!

Beaver Sunday anyone? It being the Lord's day, and all.

Damn. Those are some sexy chickens.

Laemkral touched my wee-wee. But that's okay, because I raped his dog. Twice. With pieces of sandpaper.

Hey! That looks like a Spitzenhaben! but where are the Frizzles???

I didn't think I could be aroused by chickens...

You learn something everyday!

o__o Chickens freak meh out, i do not like them unless they are in some sort of food like soup and all =D