Hmm.

Hmm. Sexy chicken...

THANK GOD IT'S FANCY CHICKEN FRIDAY!

"Chicken Licken is Licken Chicken!"

Baby, oh baby. Poultry in motion.

That is one fine chicken. Why don't the rest of you get on outta here, and leave me and gretchen, here, alone. Alllllllright.

Okay, the matter involving the GMC has been sorted out and an agreement has been reached. We executed their operatives and they flung poo at us. Both sides are content.
This continued posting of poultry has both me, my scribes, spies, and theorists confused. It isn't a plot by the GMC as it involves poultry, and it is a well known fact the poultry mafia is currently at odds with the GMC. It can't be the Warren Commission, they prefer rogue and retired CIA agents. This leaves me with only one conclusion. Nick either doesn't watch enough Family Guy, or watches too much. I'm not sure which.

Dear Laem:

I really must object to your apparent fixation with the twisted notion of executions as a way to solve all problems. While acknowledging that most of the readers of this forum are either: (a) licensed psychologists, or (b) currently seeing at least one; I am afraid that you are beyond the help-rendering ability of even this otherwise capable group. Your morbid fascinations with death, combined with delusions of grandeur and persecution, lead me to conclude that it would be better for the Inquisition, and for Society as a whole, if you were to voluntarily commit yourself for an appropriate re-education program forthwith. I would be most willing to provide you with any assistance required in this endeavor, or you may write to:
Idiots Anonymous, Inc.
c/o Gretchen the Chicken
Memphis, Tenn.

Yours very sincerely.

Sorry to break your bubble, but I have obsession with death or illusions of grandeur. I simply happen to be party to many of the events of the world that no one hears about or deals with on a day to day basis (world domination attempts, the GMC, daemonic entities manifesting themselves in budding psychially talented youths, mutants staging revolts, heretics trying to crumble the fabric of our society from the inside, etc. As such, I am constantly forced to seek out these threats to humanity and stop them. More often than not, deadly force is needed both as a deterrent (works for the mutants and some of the world domination attempts, no effect upon certain heretics and all the daemons) and as a way to preserve my own life. These evil forces have a tendency to fight back, and would you rather it be me or them dead? Don't answer that.
So in response to your statement, I am afraid that my superiors believe it would be better if you were to be provided a free lobotomy so that none of this dealing with the greater scheme will affect you. Also, executions aren't ALWAYS the answer, but they do provide such theraputic relief, and I am sure Nick will testify to that as well.
-A kind note from your local Inquisition officer

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING POSTING A PICTURE OF MY WIFE ON YOUR WEBSITE?!?

Why chickens? Isn't a turkey a better symbol for this site?

Executions are the most cathartic experience one can engage in. If I had a bad day at the office and I come home and one of my concubines isn't wearing the Ritual Sex Robes I generously supply to her, well then she becomes an example to the other brood mares. All my stress from the week is alleviated in the process. And it beats the hell out of exercising. Laem, you better make haste with that lobotomy, we don't need a crazy iconoclastic chicken chumming up our nicely unchummed waters, here. By the by - is there such a thing as 'too much' Family Guy? Seth McFarlane is a holy figure here in enclave of The Elders. Along with Billy West, Molly Hatchett, and The Smothers Brothers. All are very anti-GMC.

Combine chickens, therapeutic executions, and sex. Hmmmm...I see an emerging market for such a product. Have sex with a chicken while we kill you slowly. I think I will call it, "Fuck a Chicken to Death" or "Fuck, Cluck, Chuck."

Thank you all for the inspiration for this idea!

Hey, nice marmot.

tha hell?

everything really does taste like chicken.

Hey all,thats one funky chicken.Anyone wanna watch me stroke my tool over this pic please add me