goddamnit! and I thought it was naomi campbell!

oh, uhm... nice cheeks.

first post, maybe?

I hope that thong is new. The thought of a used thong on your head is churning my stomach.

If naomi is wearing her thong on her head, then I bet naomi is completely naked underneath her clothes!

I love to see Norm-Logic thrust itself upon us. It truly is a marvelous sight.

As much as I enjoy seeing pictures of naomi, I must object to the accusations I have not made recently, ie. I really should be referencing the JFK conspiracy a tad bit more. That being said, I have a theory Rixster (even if he may not have been alive then) is somehow tied to the coverup.

Look at the roses in the background. She's ready to seduce some young man. I'll bet it's Norm O. Tidwell.

Dear fuddes,

Norm is much older than you think. What young kid could come up with the crap that I do? It takes years of whittling turds to sound so stupid. Do you even comprehend how much intelligence it takes to BE stupid? Obviously you are still smart and therefore cannot possibly understand me. So take this in the nicest way possible, you are some kind of fucking "SMART" ass.

As for the roses, notice the books on the other side of the picture. What does that tell you!? Think about it. Let's see if you are stupid enough to put the facts together and redeem yourself.

For the record, wearing a thong is not uncomfortable, wearing depends adult diapers during sex is uncomfortable (especially if you used them for their intended purpose just before sex).

Oh my,

May I heartily congratulate the PvT staff for what I believe is their _first ever_ trackback? Truly, your readerbase will grow to undreamed of proportions now! Do I hear.. 2 PayPal donations per year? Ooooh..

Anyway, now that Naomi has been officially promoted to PvT postergirl, when can we expect the PvT thong'n'hat-calendar 2004? (With special appearances by NoT sketching with his wee-wee (in the uncensored (and never published) edition) and lil' ol' Rixster passed out on the floor after having had yet another fit of hubristic rage! Can you see the unworldy angst and agony on his face?)

It will be a hit!

Nothing screams "Wisconsin" more effectively than this picture.

rubberchicken: Don't worry, it's not MY thong.

Norm: Your comments fill a much-needed gap.

Kecko: What gave me away? Was it the butter smeared on my face, or the cow in the corner? But no, I must disappoint you: I have never lived in Wisconsin, and I don't intend to start now.

Is that even her underwear?

It is sad that I have to be the one to inform you people, but you have been the unwitting participants in a bizarre experiment to see if the public is ready to accept piglet Bob as a woman. Yes it is true, piglet Bob is going to have ANOTHER sex change operation and he wanted to see if you would accept him. Mind you, naomi was testing the waters with the thong on her head, but it is piglet Bob who put her up to it. All of this came about when piglet Bob rejected Rixster's advances and naomi started writing better reviews than piglet Bob. Then ladd made the comment that they were out of peanut butter and the rest is history.

The pure incandescent beauty of naomi makes my life complete. Now I can die happy. When I wear thongs I wear two at a time, to keep the jiggle factor under control. But it doesn't work.

PS: has perversion tracker become merely a vehicle for naomi's narcissistic tendencies? What happened to quality journalism??? If this goes on I will switch to rixstep.com, change my gender identity, and eat a pound of Velveeta cheese.

PPS: The unscrupulous owners of this site will doubtless edit my comments in ways that amuse them.

So, the Trackback feature DOES have a use. However, its true purpose lies in mystery and possibly a little deceit with maybe a pinch of megalomania. Yes, and possibly some lemon pepper....wait. No, thats the Food Network...so no lemon pepper. Though there is definitely kosher salt in there somewhere.
This looks like a job for Space Marine Tom. Mainly cause I'm lazy and thats what minions-I mean assistants-are for.
Besides, America's Army 1.9 for Mac finally made it out to aafiles.com.

It's true -- my narcissism knows no bounds.

If you want quality journalism, try the Weekly World News.

I just noticed something. naomi is actually wearing aussie boy's thong! I thought he was rather picky about who wore his thongs.

Where is aussie boy?

Naomi, I have enough trouble controlling my delusions and my jiggly bits without you changing my text and having the perversiontracker satellite beam nice thoughts into my head.

Although there are questions over my gender since the unexplained disappearance of my genitals, my sense of identity is safely intact since I have several spare.

I will now put on my tin foil hat and go look for those pesky genitals and will be sure not to mention yours lest you reprogram my mind again using Rixter on contract.

Oh! The humanity!

Who knew that a picture of a Naomi with a thong on her head had so much hidden meaning and symbolism? Incredible.

It must have been a good party.

[Logorrheal comments excised for the public good.]

Hey, they were damn funny comments! And naomi with a thong on her head is for the public good!?

Get my butter knife! I am on a rampage!

The funny comments have all been edited into submission. Sorry, Norm. Chop up the cat with the knife, it'll make you feel better.

As an evil genius named Kevin once said whilst holding a hammer and a cat and in response to being asked what he was doing, "Making catsup." Let the good times roll ladies and gentlemen, I leave for college on the morn!
And yes, this does mean I'll be requisitioning the Land Raider for the trip. Gotta have that extra storage space for the trip down.

waaaah! another misfire reader! my god i thought we were all but extinct.

dammit. i wish brian hadn't spat the dummy and decided to rant at GW. oh well. his choice not mine.

thongs? thats some odd looking footwear you have there naomi.

and yes, i to am also australian. w00t for us.

But... aren't the phrases "funny comments" and "Norm O. Tidwell" mutually exclusive?

N.O.T. without scat, is like sanity without the -ity...

Nice pic,very thoughtful.

show your tits

show your tits

I still think she's way too beautiful to be human.

she's yours for a thong, thweetie

Naomi, you're pretty hot. I'd like to see a thong on you below the hips if you get my drift;)