And for a further dose of perversion, this software is downloaded from Geocities which, at the moment I type this, is unavailable due to exceeding bandwidth allotment!

omg! 2nd post!

omg 3rd post!!!!

omg! 4th post!!!!

omg! I didn't get 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th post!

I am anxiously awaiting to see what sort of perverted train derailments that pass for thoughts will invade the discussions of Mr. P.

Last time, we went from Jesus Christ to Discordianism for Dummies to sharpened turds. Look lively, people, time's a wastin'!

Has anybody seen a worse looking game. I have a short attention span but I am actually bored of this game before I play it. Oh well. There goes one more link I won't download.

Oops, I realized I pressed the "Post" key accidentally. The actual review was more than 11 words long. Sorry, people.

- a porcine ladd impersonator from knoxville.

You say that like eleven-word reviews are a BAD thing...

Anyway, how is it possible to post something acciden

Mein Programm! I can walk!

Dear Mr. Mickey Knox,

You will need old uncle Norm for that touch that turns gold into crap. Oh my god, I said the crap word! So I bet you are thinking old Norm is going to pervert the name of "Mr. P" to something to do with feces. Bzzzzzzt...you be WRONG.

Obviously the name "Mr P" rhymes with the word "tits", so obviously those two little round things in the graphic are tits with little birdie heads on top. Now tell me if you wouldn't like to see those Ps knocking together in your dreams. Oh come on, you feel it already.

As the penguin slides
Extra crunchy reviews should
Be done in haiku.

Dear N.O.T.:

Do you mind if I call you Sn.o.t.ty? Great! Well, Snotty, I put it to you that you and Aussie Boy are one and the same. I have seen compelling evidence to that effect. The burden is now on you to prove it false, if you can.

Best,

Mr. ""

Too bad this thing's not open source. Then we could add in "infinitive" monkeys to kill those damn penguins. Oh wait a minute, it's all clear now. This "game" is really part of the new Global Penguin Conspiracy, or GPC. Can we get Aussie Boy to explain what it is about things down under that would make one want to commit fratricide?

"this software is downloaded from Geocities which, at the moment I type this, is unavailable due to exceeding bandwidth allotment!"

Sadly, the designer will probably think it's from people who actually like the game.

All this blinking and breathing is getting terribly inconvinient.

Come on people, run those activity counters up. Only 16 posts today (including this one). You can do better.

- a frangible impostor from the University of Knoxville

What!? Geez...can't a guy take a crap in piece? Do you have to stare at me while I pinch this loaf? It is not polite to stare. Go away you people, you guys are creeping me out.

mmmm. Pimento Loaf. My favorite. Wha..? What was that..? Ohh! "PINCH" that loaf. well, now that is just gross.

Fools, what makes you think I am from the so-called "University of Knoxville" (I guess the "T" in there is just for show)? I have heard of whois and dig as well; should I not take steps to circumvent your obvious but ultimately vain efforts?

Also, I'm not sure "frangible" is a valid choice of words in this case. Calling Mr. Pedantic, come in Aussie Boy! Where are you when we need you?

"crap in piece"? Now, there's an interesting thought. Probably describes this game pretty well, though.

And it only took 18 posts for the topic of turds to "float to the surface". Sharpened ones, at that!

only 16 posts, you say? well there's only one thing to do about that...

OMG!!! 19TH POST!!!!

this is now the 20th making the previous one... INSANE!

(either that or the 19th)

Do you guys find that your nipples get hard when you take a crap? I am really interested to know if all three of naomi's nipples get hard during the process. Care to comment naomi? Do your nipples turn into sharpened turds at the sight of a toilet?

Is anyone at Perversion Tracker really real? I hate to go through this all over again, but I seem to be having reality crises every 30 days or so, at least w.r.t. this website.

I'd like to second Piglet Bob. The proprietors should start showing the IP address of posters, to assist readers in averting insanity. That is, unless the proprietors have something to hide... like they are all one person, and part of the GMC, perhaps?

--Mr. ""

I am myself and only myself. who here has multiple personalities is beyond me.... For now

The backstory confuses me. Wouldn't getting off the "Floe of Doom" be a good thing?

Many things confuse me.

Holy Krishna Batman! This argument is turning pseudo-zen!

You know, if I was going into the business of turd sharpening, I might start with penguin turds. Not too big, but nicely frozen.

OMG 30TH POST!!!!!1

If a frozen penguin turd is sharpened on the Floe of Doom, and no one is around, do your nipples get hard?

To paraphrase Jules from Pulp Fiction, "if my answers scare you, perhaps you should stop asking questions."

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

I find it interesting that whenever there is a post Aussie Boy or N.O.T. tend to respond to it very quickly, ESPECIALLY when they are atacked. Why is it that now when someone questions them both, neither respond? Infact they totally ignore it.

Dear Mr. Gizmo8500,

What the hell is a name like Gizmo8500? What are you, some kind of bovine sexual stimulation device?

Aussie boy is dead. Belvedere killed him in a fit of rage when he found out aussie boy was paying his salary in sharpened turds. To die at Belvedere's hand with sharpened turds is a gruesome death, not to mention smelly.

A moment of silence for aussie boy...

...fuck'm, lets move on.

As for you Mr. Gizmo8500, since you attacked me with your mental vomit, you are next on my shit list. I have some tungsten hardened sharp turds with your name on them.

OK, I am taking a deep breath...let the bad feelings pass...let the bad feelings pass...

Gizmo8500:

I think that is the closest thing to an admission as we will ever see.

Dear Mr. "" (or may I call you "No Nuts"),

May I be frank with you? I assure you aussie boy and myself are two totally different people. Aussie boy is my arch nemesis. When aussie boy and myself duke it out, the whole point is to stomp on little turds like you by crushing them with my Gizmo8500. When aussie boy does not make his presence known in these forums, something just goes out of whack which means I am free to take over the world.

Soon this world of turds is going to be ruled by a shithead like me and you will have to stand before me and explain why your turd isn't sharp.

Dear Snotty (or should that now be 'Farty'?):

You fool nobody, nobody. Call me Mr. No Nuts if you like, it is as good a nom de guerre as any other. Since it is now obvious that you and Aussie Boy are the same person, it is possible to extrapolate further, as follows:

1) Aussie Boy was obviously in cahoots with the administration, as he had privileged access to the system, including posting and cancelling items.

2) Aussie Boy was not real, so he was probably one of the administration.

3) You and Aussie Boy are one and the same.

4) Therefore, YOU are probably one of the administration.

Now, that's fine with me. But it is worth mentioning. Basically, as I see it, you have three potential courses of action at this juncture:

1) Ignore me. This is the reaction I expect, and after all, why should you feel that you have to justify anything to me OR to the forum? No reason at all, really. If fake people want to post, that is their own business.

2) Offer a sincere and well-reasoned response; perhaps include some proof that you are not Aussie Boy or one of the PvTers. Not what I expect, but hey, you could surprise us all.

3) Come up with some insincere, foul-mouthed response. Not quite as likely as #1, but far more so than #2.

I do have to ask, though (WITHOUT being judgemental or confrontational) if I am not the only one here who feels that the novelty of trying to straighten everything out mentally has long since worn off? Now, PvT has great potential, and is a once and future great read. But, the admins' protests to the contrary, I expect that readership has defected at a high rate of late. Ten of my Mac-using friends read it regularly at its zenith; now, I am the only remaining reader, and that only because I am a creature of habit. Seriously, how about offering as an option authenticated users, so if someone WANTS to be known as a particular user, they can be? No more ability to fake registered users. That might help. As it is, I really don't know if any of the regulars to this site are real, or just the product of a feverish, overproductive imagination, and likewise, the readers don't know if I am real or not either. Maybe we could have an actual community and build a little more rapport if we were sure that the Norm O. Tidwell we spoke to this time is the same N.O.T. as we spoke to last time.

Anyway, some serious thoughts for a not-so-very-serious forum. But do give them some thought, huh? Sure, you can ignore them and carry on as is, the joke growing slightly older with each passing day, not unlike watching a "Monty Python" episode for the 150th time. But even back when I was a teenager, the most immature among us stopped laughing at some point.

Yours very sincerely,
Mr. No Nuts / Mr. ""

Dear Mr. "":

I'm afraid that the only reaction that your post engendered in me is the feeling that you take yourself VERY seriously.
While the excesses of the Comment file (including your own, not to mention mine) are there for all to see, it's fun for at least some to have an open Mac forum that doesn't completely devolve into obscenities and 'buy a Dell, you moron!', helped along by some judicious moderating by the van Tols. This is their site, their rules. If they wish to exclude individuals for cause, then I have no doubt that they will, and probably have in the past.

People, enjoy the site while you can. Stop whining. Ladd, Jan, and Naomi probably don't consider this crap to be the highest priority in their lives right now, and I, for one, am grateful that they take the time.

Dear Mr. "",

You wrote, "...if we were sure that the Norm O. Tidwell we spoke to this time is the same N.O.T. as we spoke to last time." Let me put your mind at ease. Who in their right mind would want to talk like me?

If there is anybody out there having compulsive obsessive thoughts about sharpened turds, seek professional help immediately. Ask to be defibrillated--TWICE.

Well, I know I'm not real.

No, we never banish any commenters. We just taunt them until they cry -- it's the American way!

We do correct the signatures of obvious impostors, except when they pretend to be Piglet Bob. Because PB likes to pretend, in turn, that he works at Oak Ridge lab where he secretly funnels depleted uranium and Hostess Twinkies to piglet extremist groups in Iowa.

So you can see why listing your IP addresses would be a clear threat to homeland insecurity. It would only frighten you to know that Dick Cheney reads PvT regularly -- he gets bored sometimes in that suspended animation bunker -- not to mention the way the editorial board of the New York Times keeps dropping by to pick up journalism tips.

And just to set the record straight: PvT's total readership is five little old ladies in Ann Arbor who thought this would be more exciting than Oprah's Book Club. All of the comments are randomly generated by a roomful of capuchin monkeys with no code of ethics and unlimited access to banana beer.

In closing, congratulations on breaking the fearsome 40-post barrier! The awards ceremony will commence in five minutes on the south lawn. Please bring your penguin and a dry change of clothes. Thank you.

sory, I had to make it 42, for that is the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Omg... has anyone ever pondered quantum spiked turds?... I mean what thousands of antimatter spiked fecal matters were impaling you at this very minute!?! WAAH OMFG IM SCARED! BYE >.

Hey NORM ...Tidwell,

Can we stay focused here? You seem to have an opinion on just about everything but software at hand!! You are full of pontatious infunctions that are focused on intestinal cramps. [My guess is that you will need to get a dictionary.] I assume you must have SOME interest in providing helpful comments that can benefit the community.

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47th post! GO me!!

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