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Indicating our great love of talking about ourselves, we have added a Reviewer Profiles section to the sidebar. As part of our continuing rivalry with Crazy Apple Rumors Site, these profiles will enable us to leapfrog CARS’ in that our profiles include pictures of ALL the contributors, instead of just the dog.
Sheesh, and the dog picture isn’t even on the Meet the Staff page! Get it together, Moltz!
Posted by jan at March 13, 2003 04:38 PM | TrackBackEvery hero becomes a bore at last.
Posted by: Simon on March 13, 2003 05:39 PMYou should review F10 Launch Studio. The worst app launcher EVER.
Posted by: Hellz. on March 13, 2003 10:50 PMPiglet Bob is a direct infringement upon our copyrighted Howard the Dog.
Mmmmm.... direct infringement...
Anyway, we'd put pictures up, but we're incredibly shy. Sometimes it's all we can do to go out of the house.
Ah, hell, who are we kidding? We never go out of the house.
(And, just so we're on the same page, is this where we get into the Moby/Eminem-style rivalry? Also, when do we let loose the venomnous snakes? We were a little unclear about that on our end.)
Posted by: John Moltz on March 14, 2003 12:51 AMThe snakes come after we throw a brick through your window, but before you crash a garbage truck into our living room.
Posted by: Jan on March 14, 2003 10:43 AMI read a book by a chinese author that is an excellent study of peronality traits. The book is call "Spots on the Wall" by Dr. Whoflungpoo. You can get the book from the amazon web site.
Posted by: Pissed off Pooh bear on March 14, 2003 11:18 AMFor an Eminem/Moby rivalry i think one of you would have to become an annoying vegan, and the other would have to become just annoying.
Obviousley one of these choices is less life altering than the other. But for the good of the rivalry, one of you must give up all animal products.
And possibly open up a "tea shop" in England.
Also, am i spelling rivalry correct? I am too lazy to look it up.
Posted by: John Dough on March 14, 2003 01:42 PMI call "just annoying"!
Ha!
(Note to self: rent garbage truck...)
Posted by: John Moltz on March 14, 2003 10:34 PMNot bad, but don't you think you should have been a little more convincing? These descriptions are surely overdone, maybe even exaggerated.
Posted by: tovaac on March 15, 2003 04:09 AMGee, Skipper, you think? I have NEVER been accused of exaggerated in my LIFE! I would HATE to break that PERFECT record now!
Posted by: Jan on March 15, 2003 09:09 AMToo bad.
Posted by: tovaac on March 15, 2003 01:21 PMI wrote the descriptions. The only area of exaggeration is the bit about the chicken gangs -- they are actually ducks.
Now you will have to excuse me, as my trotters are worn out from all that typing. Piglets are great for short bursts of speed, but they tire quickly.
Posted by: piglet bob on March 15, 2003 05:09 PMAnd they say originality is dead...
Posted by: CarbonCopy on March 17, 2003 03:23 PMIt's true, originality is dead. Moltz ran over it with the garbage truck.
Posted by: Robo on March 17, 2003 05:21 PM