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Every so often, the PerversionTracker staff takes a break from racing their pet slime molds in order to stand gape-jawed before the lumbering piece of farm machinery that is the field of screensaver creation.
Did you understand that? I sure didn’t. But nonetheless, after eight months of careful searching, we found something whose stark distillation of the very essence of beauty shocks us back into the reptilian portions of our lower brain. Yes, what we found was “Clap Your Hands.” It symbolizes, nay instantiates, everything we hold dear, including liver spots, spoiled milk, and kumquats — all in 60 kilobytes.
Sweeping the “Aural Torture to Small Fuzzy Animals” Awards, Clap Your Hands is a stunning piece of art. Consisting of upwards of 5 frames of mega-resolution black and white animation, this screensaver combines the very best elements of suspense, website advertisement, and wincing.
Cunningly though, CYH causes an almost postmodern conflict between the visual and the auditory. By simulating the signified appearance of pain-from-piercing-noise, yet leaving out the true expression of piercing pain, pure genius flows forth steadily, never in miserly proportion.
lindkvist.com, you’ve really taken the snack cup! Perhaps the repetitiveness of this crappy screensaver could be helpful in zen meditation, so after careful deliberation, I award a 7.8.
Posted by ladd at February 17, 2003 12:29 PM | TrackBackNot to mention that one of their other screensavers is "Talking Pixel Man," and they have one listed as "Comming soon." Truly, a quality site.
Posted by: Joseph J. Finn on February 17, 2003 03:47 PM7.8 is generous. Jesus, that thing is awful.
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