We regard the following as an uncontroversial statement, maybe even aspiring to the status of “fact”: The oleophobic coating on iPhone 3GS and above is the most important improvement to the iPhone since cubed ham. Finally, meat slurry food and our phones could be handled in the same paw like a nutritious, $200 pair of baoding balls.
What if phone and brunch could be one and the same, though? Surely, we could sustain ourselves on the fruits of iOS alone? This is the unlikely premise that we thought we detected in the description of More Tacos!, reprinted hereinafter:
The More Tacos! menu. Instructions: touch anywhere for crap.
More Tacos! Build, eat, share and enjoy tacos using your iPod Touch or iPhone. Learn how to build tacos! Build your own or use the templates to build various types of tacos!
You can build all kinds of tacos:
- Chicken
- Supreme
- Beef
- Pita
- Soft Tacos
Use various ingredients:
- Chicken
- Tomatoes
- Shredded Lettuce
- Shredded Cheese
- and MORE!
And all for only $0.99? Great giblets of glory!
It turns out that building, eating, sharing, and enjoying tacos involves exactly this:
This taco is not actually om nom nom nomable.
We wish we'd spent that $0.99 on an actual chicken taco instead.
Are these the developer credits?
While we thumb-thrashed about in confusion, muttering, “build? eat? share?!… enjoy?”, our armpits smelled something like a 9.3. We adopted this as the official rating for More Tacos! 1.0. May there never be a change to that version number, Pajenco LLC.
Download More Tacos! 1.0 ($0.99)
