Art & Livestyle [sic] - Not for everyone
The red icon on your iPhone or iPod touch always reminds you (and others when you show it to them) that you were able to afford this.
It's a work of art with no hidden function at all.
After pressing the (i) on the main page, a secret mantra will be shown. This may help you to to [sic] stay rich, healthy and successful.
If it's to [sic, just sic dude] expensive for you - check out my other apps - they are all much cheaper.
Armin Heinrich, we must surmise that at some point during your tender-yet-crunchy youth, the other children discovered your name's robust anagram: Chin Hair Miner. And so, a lifetime of the aforementioned sobriquet leads us, as inevitably as a herd of weasels infesting a sock drawer, to this scoriaceous anti-gem. But we must ask, do the soul-piercing torments of your incubation justify this $999.99 abortion? Chew carefully, Heiny — the truth will soon be revealed, almost certainly in sandwich form. Or maybe some type of pita. Omens are tricky like that.
Yea, the die has been cast, oh noble Hair Miner. Our fitful auguries are now committed to the winds. These guttural mantras have transfigured our glistening memories of the Rubicon into a torrent of bile-scented gall. You jerk.
7 Responses to “I Am Rich 1.0”
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Even though this app should have been called “Make Me Rich, You Nincompoops” and has no redeeming value whatsoever except for maybe facilitating some unfunny fratboy jokes at Poshwortson Jalopy High or whatever elitist British schools are called these days, it is at least honest in its advertising. No shenanigans here. Therefore I award MMRYN a bright and sparkly 10.8.
August 6th, 2008 at 09:58 AMHow long until someone makes a clone of this app’s, uh, “functionality”, and sells it for much less, thus driving the price down through good old fashioned free market competition?
August 6th, 2008 at 10:59 AMKarl, I think the real question is, when will the proletariat break the shackles of the greedy parasite, who would lash us into serfdom and would crush us with his might?
August 6th, 2008 at 11:34 AMUm… perhaps there could be an application that displayed an eight ball of primo Peruvian Army cocaine. You could pay $800, sniff the iPhone Touch Pad and spend several hours talking about yourself to your imaginary friends.
August 6th, 2008 at 03:37 PMI don’t understand all the hate. The app does one thing, and does it well.
August 7th, 2008 at 01:04 AMMuch like cholera.
August 10th, 2008 at 11:21 AMYet off Armin strolled, cash in bank, only after Apple finally pulled the plug on the deal. Gone. No more to be found.
I hear at least eight folks are still looking for good old Armin.
Not like PvT–it would appear more than eight have been looking. As has been said, welcome back! This is why I keep some bookmarks around, beyond reasonable hope. I swear I’m gonna delete the one for AtAT one of these days. And CARS, well…
Judging from things seen in the app store, PvT is needed now more than ever. Thanks in advance.
August 11th, 2008 at 07:46 PM