iDemocrat screenshot iRepublican screenshot

I am proud of being a Democrat and want to show it off then install this application now. Join the 72 million registered members and show your commadiere [sic], express your loyalty to the party and say with pride "I am Democrat".
I am Republican, and want the badge of pride on my iPhone. Then get this application and keep the republican elephant on your screen always.

iDemocrat and iRepublican, retailing for $0.99 each, are too easy. Mockery just seems so cruel, like whack-a-mole, except with hummingbirds in place of the moles. Also, they're in straitjackets. And sedated. Don't they deserve a little mercy?

Luckily, we have a reviewer on staff for whom whack-a-hummingbird never felt so good. Her name is Mary Worth and she's hot to trot on these new multi-touch interfaces:

Mary Worth

Actually, Mary and Jeff seem a little too excited about multi-touching...

So let's ignore the foreplay and cut to the chase: iDemocrat and iRepublican do nothing more than display a blandly jingoistic party emblem. The screenshots tell all — or at least, I hope they do. Hell if I'm going to actually buy this crap.

Download iDemocrat
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