Burrowed deep under the tree bark, the reviewers waited patiently for the seventh anniversary of domain registration. The prophesy had foretold of a new crop of software, perhaps poorly written, often audaciously priced, but most importantly, bulging with cankerous errors for the reviewers to feast on.
Chewing through tree bark, like shipping software, is tough on the secondary maxillae. Still, we're here now, and ready to swarm o'er the land, ravenously devouring the 99¢ dreams of unwashed Cocoa Touchers everywhere.
Please send all candidate software, plaudits, and cheese wheels to our email address which can easily be deciphered by lightly coating your display with wetted cream of tartar.
8 Responses to “The Return of the Gangster”
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Welcome back! I’m glad to see that not only has someone been feeding the chicken, they’ve also fashioned a fancy new coop!
July 30th, 2008 at 03:15 AMOh sweet mother Buddha of the 11th day! You have returned! May I start the return of the bearded men in hopes of attracting all who love code with facial hair.
Praise be with thee, van Tols, for your triumphant return. Deliver us from Jirbo and their ilk.
3 huzzahs!
July 30th, 2008 at 12:47 PMO M G You’re Back!
July 31st, 2008 at 03:48 AMHola and welcome back.
How much fun!
July 31st, 2008 at 09:44 AMPlz to tell me that Rixster will be writing iPhone software. And that you’ll be reviewing it.
July 31st, 2008 at 10:36 AMyou’re back! hurray!
July 31st, 2008 at 01:59 PMIs this the right place to ask a computer question?
I need to remove Windows VISTA (tm) from my Toyota Prius. I installed it and my mileage went from 45 mpg to 12…
Any help?
July 31st, 2008 at 07:55 PM“Plz to tell me that Rixster will be writing iPhone software.”
Yes, when is the release date for RealBasic IDE for iPhone.
Noooooooooo ….!!!!
August 2nd, 2008 at 10:44 AM