Burrowed deep under the tree bark, the reviewers waited patiently for the seventh anniversary of domain registration. The prophesy had foretold of a new crop of software, perhaps poorly written, often audaciously priced, but most importantly, bulging with cankerous errors for the reviewers to feast on.
Chewing through tree bark, like shipping software, is tough on the secondary maxillae. Still, we’re here now, and ready to swarm o’er the land, ravenously devouring the 99ยข dreams of unwashed Cocoa Touchers everywhere.
Please send all candidate software, plaudits, and cheese wheels to our email address which can easily be deciphered by lightly coating your display with wetted cream of tartar.
